Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 (edited) I started this as a blog over on the new board, but it sounds like those are gonna get erased when Caspatan rolls it out live, so thought I'd start it as a thread instead. In fact.... Looks like they may be gone already, as I just went to cut/paste what I already had written there, & it seems to be goneI'll start if off with my first few.....1) Handicap parkers who take regular spots, when there are plenty of theirs available2) General lack of common sense3) Braggarts4) Hypocrites/liars5) Those people in the checkout lane that have no sense of personal space & get right up on your a$$, resulting in me asking them to back the heck up6) Cashiers who are so busy talking to each other, they never even acknowledge you're there, or thank you for their job security by shopping at their store, thereby forcing me to get sarcastic with them & call them out in front of everybody7) Spitters &/or gaggersMore to come.... Just a few to get warmed up Feel free to contribute Edited May 14, 2010 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 you're and your Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 crazy womens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 One that I deal with on a weekly basis...People too fat, lazy, selfish, _____(fill in the blank with whatever the excuse is) to walk their DAMN shopping carts back to the cart returns and leave them strewn about in the parking lot.I guess for me, that's the the tip of the iceberg that starts to snowball inside my brain about "what's wrong with Americans" -- the cart return is a symptom of a much larger systemic problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 you're and yourAgreedThere & their too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyTim Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 1)Left lane loungers- those rude drivers going 5mph slower than the rest of the road but still insist on using the left hand lane.2)Right lane passing (me included, the stupid left lane loungers force me to be a hypocrit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolblue Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 One of my pet peeves is the people who circle looking for a spot up close at a mall. They are going to a mall which requires a lot of walking to begin with so what is the harm in parking a few more spots away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 One that I deal with on a weekly basis...People too fat, lazy, selfish, _____(fill in the blank with whatever the excuse is) to walk their DAMN shopping carts back to the cart returns and leave them strewn about in the parking lot.I guess for me, that's the the tip of the iceberg that starts to snowball inside my brain about "what's wrong with Americans" -- the cart return is a symptom of a much larger systemic problem. Grocery stores have to LOVE me.....As an old bagger, I'm always straightening up their corrals by pushing all the carts together in 2 neat rowsOCD I know, but old habits die hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 One that I deal with on a weekly basis...People too fat, lazy, selfish, _____(fill in the blank with whatever the excuse is) to walk their DAMN shopping carts back to the cart returns and leave them strewn about in the parking lot.I guess for me, that's the the tip of the iceberg that starts to snowball inside my brain about "what's wrong with Americans" -- the cart return is a symptom of a much larger systemic problem. This.. A thousand times, this.People that merge onto 315 or any highway on ramp at a speed of 12 mph. This seems to only be common in Columbus, oddly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 than and then....fucking a, its not that hardroads with a 50mph speed limit...usually in an area that should be 45 (e broad, 256, etc), so people feel like theyre speeding when they go the speed limit, which results in them slowing down to 40 in a 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 crazy womensWhat did I ever do to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 this guy... especially when one lane is closed for construction.. and this guy thinks he is the smartest mother fucker alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'm always straightening up their corrals by pushing all the carts together in 2 neat rowsI'll usually grab the one or two nearest carts to where we park and return them to the corral (or use it in the store instead of grabbing a new one).I actually had some old black lady stop me one day when she saw me returning the two shopping carts and tell me I was "an exceptional young man" for returning them "all the way from where you parked" . That's how sad it is, to be recognized for that. Nice lady, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 What did I ever do to you?Nothing, but you did prove my point that all women are crazy by self incrimination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 this guy... especially when one lane is closed for construction.. and this guy thinks he is the smartest mother fucker alivei do this shit on my bike all the time...fuck those cages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 +1 to all of ^^^^^^I get annoyed by people who walk super slow and manage to take up the whole walkway even though there's enough space for 3-4 people to pass each other comfortably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Periods.. and people that don't appropriately use an ellipsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 crazy womensqft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfd37buckeye Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Hamburg is a city in Gemany, not a fucking sandwich.People who are walking in a mall, amusement park or any other thoroughfare, that stop dead in the middle to bullshit with their friends.their, there, they're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 this guy... especially when one lane is closed for construction.. and this guy thinks he is the smartest mother fucker aliveGOOD ONE!! I intentionally try & block those aHoles sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'll usually grab the one or two nearest carts to where we park and return them to the corral (or use it in the store instead of grabbing a new one).I actually had some old black lady stop me one day when she saw me returning the two shopping carts and tell me I was "an exceptional young man" for returning them "all the way from where you parked" . That's how sad it is, to be recognized for that. Nice lady, though.Racists are a pet peeve of mine too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 (edited) its & it'stwo, to & tooaffect & effecti.e. & e.g.Grammar, spelling, punctuation in general; there is one person on this forum that <really> needs to take an ESL class or two.A mistake here or there - no big deal.Continually butchering the language just makes a person look less than intelligent.</rant> Edited May 13, 2010 by jblosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Periods.. and people that don't appropriately use an ellipsis. I bet I drive you nuts then And I agree.... I hate women's period time too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Nothing, but you did prove my point that all women are crazy by self incrimination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 People who have problems with love between a man and a sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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