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Chuck Norris lives!


Dweezel

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heh, Okay. So I listen to this morning show out of Philla, Preston and Steve. Lived there for almost 2 years and they're hands down the funniest thing I've ever heard! ( www.prestonandsteve.com )

Anyways, I'm listening to them online this morning and no shit, I hear a commercial for Chuck Norris presents; World Combat League! I thought okay thats funny, must be a stupid fake commercial. No the shit is real!

http://www.worldcombatleague.com/

Apparently...

Maybe it's just me but I'm still laughing about this :D

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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I've seen it, it is real. Not as good as UFC or Pride but it is real.

Actually its NOT like UFC or Pride. Its a different sport with a different set of rules. UFC and (the former) Pride are organizations for the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Chuck Norris' World Combat League (WCL) is more of an updated form of Kickboxing which is team based. It airs on the Versus Network when the sport is "in season." Its entertaining.

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Actually its NOT like UFC or Pride. Its a different sport with a different set of rules. UFC and (the former) Pride are organizations for the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Chuck Norris' World Combat League (WCL) is more of an updated form of Kickboxing which is team based. It airs on the Versus Network when the sport is "in season." Its entertaining.

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It's entertaining for about one episode. It's friggin 20 minutes until they fight their second round. Stupid friggin rules like no clinching AT ALL. It's meant to keep the action fast, but it's weak.

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