garysol1 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 On behalf of Jews everywhere, since I'm 50%50%........ pfffffffftttttt. Not nearly qualified enough to speak for me. A person must be at least 75% to rep for me unless there black or Latino then lower percentages will be looked at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Matt, is there anyone on here you dont argue with? jussayin. Theres a few....But I am sure their time will soon come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 And for you people offended by the word Jew....GTF over it.Seriously....This is 2010....Thicken your skin a bit, loosen up, and have a good time.Now carry on with the half jew speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swingset Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 50%........ pfffffffftttttt. Not nearly qualified enough to speak for me. A person must be at least 75% to rep for me unless there black or Latino then lower percentages will be looked atYeah, but my 50% Jew is pure Wild Middle Eastern Jew, not the North American Domesticated. It's like an africanized honey bee, see? Call me a dirty Jooo, and I'll ram a sheckle up your tuchas.Unfortunately, the other half of me is German, so the inner conflict can be quite overwhelming. Imagine the mix of pride and self-loathing, being drawn to kosher and scat porn, passing an oven without the compulsion to throw myself in...Anywho, I still like to speak for my chosen people....cause most of them are kinda faggy you gotta admit. Ain't no Jewish MMA badass, or an NFL lineman, all we got is Seinfeld and Adam Sandler. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swingset Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 And for you people offended by the word Jew....GTF over it. I was only half kidding about the offended part. I'm only offended when I miss out on a deal. That shit pisses me off, royally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Theres a few....But I am sure their time will soon come. Well atleast you're honest about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Yeah, but my 50% Jew is pure Wild Middle Eastern Jew, not the North American Domesticated. It's like an africanized honey bee, see? Call me a dirty Jooo, and I'll ram a sheckle up your tuchas.Unfortunately, the other half of me is German, so the inner conflict can be quite overwhelming. Imagine the mix of pride and self-loathing, being drawn to kosher and scat porn, passing an oven without the compulsion to throw myself in...Anywho, I still like to speak for my chosen people....cause most of them are kinda faggy you gotta admit. Ain't no Jewish MMA badass, or an NFL lineman, all we got is Seinfeld and Adam Sandler. Ugh.This post is win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Who uses blue book anymore. Get with today, use NADA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yes, Swingset=win. Thank you for my Saturday laughs, how did I miss all this fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 GLWS lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'm in fucking stitches.... LoLoL... I'm laughing so hard I just woke up the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 All that I can say is that I have very little respect for you or anyone who still says shit like " you tried to Jew me down". Have a little respect for the people around you.Im crushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garysol1 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Im crushedPersonally I couldn't give a fuck what you are. I know this forum is all about fun but even so I would not degrade myself to religious and ethical slurs to get a point across. Mom raised me better than that. To bad yours didn't.I just noticed your Avatar comment......"You show me hatred and I'll show you fear" .... Thats funny coming from someone who uses slurs like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Who wants an ice cream cone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 What Flavor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 All that I can say is that I have very little respect for you or anyone who still says shit like " you tried to Jew me down". Have a little respect for the people around you.Im crushedYeah Shmuck, you should have said, "you tried to NO_RACIAL_SLURS me down" you big meanie.BTW, can I borrow that big pointy white hat I saw at your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 This is the "Ranting and Raving" section which is clearly defined as:This is the junk box. Flame wars, off topic posts/threads, misc ranting, etc goes here. If you're easily offended, stay out.If it doesn't break the rules or annoy the mods/admins, it's fair game. Racial slurs DO break the rules, although religious slurs do not. My justification for this is simple: I don't give a fuck if you worship horse shit, but all people are equal.If you don't want to banter about politics, religion, or what color panties your mom is wearing, then don't read this section. It doesn't show up on the front page for this sole reason. If you're offended by this stuff, simply don't read this section. With that said, I'm killing this thread. It's lived long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Damn and it was just getting good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Awww, I was just getting ready for ice cream cones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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