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Male/Female Drive-Through ATM Procedures


mhallam85

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Re-dial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

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no shit. we get these dumbass women at work who come in and order food, then act surprised that they have to pay for it and spend 15 minutes digging through the gigantic purse they have thats filled with junk to find their wallet. wtf dumb bitch. have your money ready. then they bitch when they dont get a receipt. what do you need that for? to go with the other 10,000 receipts that are falling out of your purse? there is no possible way you can keep track of any of that shit.

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Missing steps:

-Smash some part of car into steel poles protecting ATM machine while driving up

-Back up two feet, smash door into ATM machine while opening to survey damage

-Drive forward 6 feet (not enough for next car to use ATM)

-Get out, smash door into steel pole

I've witnessed this twice in the past year, plus a few shortened versions where they skip the door-smashing part.

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