Tony07R6 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 This guy's serious about his sammiches.http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/06/akron_man_gets_8_years_in_pris_1.html"Akron man gets 8 years in prison for assault over a sandwich"AKRON, Ohio -- A 53-year-old Akron man was sentenced to eight years in prison for beating his girlfriend because she wouldn't make a sandwich for him.Cleottis Gilcreast got four years for violating parole on a previous domestic violence conviction and another four years for assault. A jury found him guilty May 19.Prosecutors said Gilcreast was mad at his live-in girlfriend May 5, 2009, because she would not make a sandwich. He pushed her onto a bed and held her down.When he let her go, she started packing a bag to leave with her sister and brother-in-law, who witnessed the incident. Gilcreast then picked up a knife. The brother-in-law convinced him to put it down.Gilcreast slammed his girlfriend face first onto the floor. Her sister called police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 he should get a damn sammich and she should get jail time for insubordinationjust kidding, i don't condone hitting women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obesityrules Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 when did Akron get all progressive? wouldn't have been an issue 5 years ago . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Get back into the kitchen b@tch! You know what you tell a woman with two blk eyes? Nothing , she's been told twice already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Q. What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered woman's shelter?A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.Q: Why does your wife/gf not need a watch?A: There's a clock on the stove....with all due respect toward women, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Niice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Q: Why can't women ski?A: There's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 You all are lucky I don't know your women.. But I know Tonys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony07R6 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 You all are lucky I don't know your women.. But I know Tonys. That's right, and she knows when I tell her to make me a sammich, she runs right to the kitchen and makes it and brings me a nice cold beverage too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 me and this girl need to talk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsheikh Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 damn yo these are harsh lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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