Geek jokes

[chevysoldier]

Right. There are 10 kinds of people, those that understand binary, and those that do not

I understand this one.

Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas: because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Oct 31 = Dec 25

Octal 031 = Decimal 25

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal#Octal_to_Decimal_conversion

I really hope someone else gets this or I'm going to be feeling mighty geeky and not in a good way.

Didn't understand this one.

[Sapphy]

If you and DEAD people can read Hex, how many people can read Hex?

57006

SQL:

SELECT * FROM user Where clue > 0

0 rows returned

[Casper]

If you and DEAD people can read Hex, how many people can read Hex?

57006

SQL:

SELECT * FROM user Where clue > 0

0 rows returned

ben@EliteBook2530p:~$ man women

No manual entry for women

Always one of my favorites.

[RFM]

I thought it said Greek Jokes, and surprise butt seks is always funnies. This? Meh....

[RVTPilot]

I don't know if I should feel good or bad about not getting all of these. From my professional geek POV, I am apparently slacking. Yet within the realities of life, I am glad to not be such a geek that all of these made sense. Ah, the duality of being a geek, or apparently a quasi-geek.

[Cheech]

ben@EliteBook2530p:~$ man women

No manual entry for women

Always one of my favorites.

silly *nix zealots, always stinkin' up the place.

fortunately I have a solution:

ip route 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 127.0.0.1

there now go talk to yourselves for a while, I'm trying to play some Quake.

[Cdubyah]

fortunately I have a solution:

ip route 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 127.0.0.1

there now go talk to yourselves for a while, I'm trying to play some Quake.

[Casper]

silly *nix zealots, always stinkin' up the place.

fortunately I have a solution:

ip route 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 127.0.0.1

there now go talk to yourselves for a while, I'm trying to play some Quake.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

[jblosser]

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

Beat me to it, but I was gonna say "there's no place like ~".

$cat "food in cans"

$cat: can't open food in cans

$man why did you get a divorce

$man:: Too many arguments.

$%blow

$%blow: No such job.

Good *nix commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; uptime; finger; mount; gasp; yes; umount;

[chevysoldier]

blah blah blah blah.

[Casper]

Beat me to it, but I was gonna say "there's no place like ~".

$cat "food in cans"

$cat: can't open food in cans

$man why did you get a divorce

$man:: Too many arguments.

$%blow

$%blow: No such job.

Good *nix commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; uptime; finger; mount; gasp; yes; umount;

I'd never seen the cat one.