$10k fine for refusing to let TSA grope your balls

[Casper]

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/13/man-at-san-diego-air.html

[Cdubyah]

"If you touch my junk I'm gonna have you arrested"

[RFM]

Take the power away from them. Drop trousers before they can even put you on the spot. Ask them if this is what they were after...

[Casper]

Take the power away from them. Drop trousers before they can even put you on the spot. Ask them if this is what they were after...

A guy actually did that, in Boston I believe. He was arrested for public indecency. He stripped butt naked before walking through the scanner.

[SWing'R]

This guys only purpose was to be difficult and get it all on vid so he could do just what he did, post it online and get his video to go viral.

[Disclaimer]

If they were smart, they'd charge extra for it, but let you select what agent does the groping.

Hooters waitresses moonlighting for tips at the airport.

[Casper]

This guys only purpose was to be difficult and get it all on vid so he could do just what he did' date=' post it online and get his video to go viral.[/quote']

It's lots of peoples' purpose right now.

[flounder]

Im just going to make them give me a woman to do the pat down. They always make the screener the same sex as the traveler so whos to say that im comfortable with that. I will for sure going forward ask for a woman because I am not comfortable with their assumption that I want a man groping me.

I figure I will try and turn the tables for the uncomfortableness. If the women arent comfortable screening men while we stand their making sexual noises, why should we stand their and let a guy do the screening since it makes us uncomfortable?

Ill let you know tomorrow how it turns out.

Edited November 15, 2010 by flounder

[Casper]

Im just going to make them give me a woman to do the pat down. They always make the screener the same sex as the traveler so whos to say that im comfortable with that. I will for sure going forward ask for a woman because I am not comfortable with their assumption that I want a man groping me.

I figure I will try and turn the tables for the uncomfortableness. If the women arent comfortable screening men while we stand their making sexual noises, why should we stand their and let a guy do the screening since it makes us uncomfortable?

Ill let you know tomorrow how it turns out.

Awesome.

[flounder]

Awesome.

2 flights tomorrow so I have a 50/50 chance of getting picked for "The Machine") I always opt out anyway but I havent been selected for the machine since the new pat down procedures have been put in place in the last 2 months.

My other idea was I was going to get a huge strapon and let it dangle down my pants and then ask to go through "The Machine" and see what happens.

[Casper]

2 flights tomorrow so I have a 50/50 chance of getting picked for "The Machine") I always opt out anyway but I havent been selected for the machine since the new pat down procedures have been put in place in the last 2 months.

My other idea was I was going to get a huge strapon and let it dangle down my pants and then ask to go through "The Machine" and see what happens.

I thought everyone had to go through the scanners now? No?

[flounder]

I thought everyone had to go through the scanners now? No?

No. They just pull certain people out of the metal detector lines and make them go through the body scanners. the scanners are expensive so many airports only have 1 or 2 of them at most at each terminal vs the 10+ metal detectors at each terminal that allot of airports have.

[Casper]

No. They just pull certain people out of the metal detector lines and make them go through the body scanners. the scanners are expensive so many airports only have 1 or 2 of them at most at each terminal vs the 10+ metal detectors at each terminal that allot of airports have.

Good to know.

[Earache]

Im just going to make them give me a woman to do the pat down. They always make the screener the same sex as the traveler so whos to say that im comfortable with that. I will for sure going forward ask for a woman because I am not comfortable with their assumption that I want a man groping me.

I figure I will try and turn the tables for the uncomfortableness. If the women arent comfortable screening men while we stand their making sexual noises, why should we stand their and let a guy do the screening since it makes us uncomfortable?

Ill let you know tomorrow how it turns out.

Get wood before you go into the line - surprise her!

[Cypress]

Here's a way to slip by being picked for the "porno scanners".

Beware NSFW.

http://todayilearned.co.uk/2010/11/13/clever-idea-to-avoid-full-body-scan-in-the-airport/

Edited November 15, 2010 by Casper
made the nsfw more apparent

[jagr]

Not work safe: http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=31955

Edited November 15, 2010 by Casper
that wasn't cool

[MidgetTodd]

Not again

[CattaniAFJ]

not work safe: http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=31955

goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SWing'R]

Not work safe:

[Cypress]

[justin0469]

borderline NSFW

http://www.flyingpasties.com/

[chevysoldier]

I already knew what it was so I didn't click it. I clicked it once before though, I still have nightmares.

[OsuMj]

I already knew what it was so I didn't click it. I clicked it once before though, I still have nightmares.

gets me every time I'm going to memorize the thread number.... oh, that makes me sad, i'll have memorized the balls thread number.

[Disclaimer]

Hmm, I'd figured you of all people would be desensitized to that POV.

[chevysoldier]

gets me every time I'm going to memorize the thread number.... oh, that makes me sad, i'll have memorized the balls thread number.

You're gonna memorize his balls, so wrong.

Hmm, I'd figured you of all people would be desensitized to that POV.

Just cuz you have it bookmarked doesn't mean we all like to see them.