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Happy New Year text from phone company blew up suicide bomber prematurely


Casper

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selected comments @Fazed:

I love stories with a happy ending.

"Abdul, check this out. AT&T sent us a Happy New Year mes--"

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.

"Can you splatter my intestines up to 45' away now?... GOOD!..."

I am a CIA operative. I disguised the text as a Happy New Year msg to make it look like an accident.

Do the chicks get 37 virgins too? I heard that the 37 virgins thing is true, along with endless glasses of wine. But all the glasses have holes in them and none of the girls do.

I guess this time the chick prematurely went off - HA! Premature eradication.

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