eggs Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 (edited) Thurs Jan 27, 2011 - Albuquerque police said a supermarket worker accused of handing out a yogurt sample contaminated with semen was arrested on outstanding bench warrants. The Albuquerque Police Department said officers were called Tuesday to the Sunflower Market by a woman who said store employee Anthony Garcia, 31, gave her a free yogurt sample contaminated with "bodily fluid," KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported Thursday. The woman told police she spit the sample out because it tasted like sperm. Police said they are running tests on the sample. "We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence," Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. "As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this." Investigators said Garcia was arrested on two outstanding bench warrants, one of which was for failure to appear for an arraignment on two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor. Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/01/27/Woman-claims-yogurt-sample-tasted-of-semen/UPI-32991296167420/#ixzz1CMAmwD2F Edited January 28, 2011 by eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 That's salty shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I have been told, by many women, that my semen tasted like yogurt. Weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 So she doesn't swallow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 definitely not a keeper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I knew a girl who's friend used her boyfriends semen in her hair and also carried it to pour on salads when she ate out. She was a weirdo who believed it had healthy secrets. Sick bitch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Spitters are Quitters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 "Ma'am, can you Prove that you can identify Semen?""We have before you 3 yogurt cups, can you identify the one containing Semen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
614busa Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 He must have thought she asked to sample the throat yogurt that's all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I knew a girl who's friend used her boyfriends semen in her hair and also carried it to pour on salads when she ate out. She was a weirdo who believed it had healthy secrets. Sick bitch
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