We need 10,000 more strippers ASAP !!!

[JonS]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/strippers-nfl-strip-club-green-bay-packers-pittsburg-steelers-strip-club-gentlemens-club-arlington-dallas-fort-worth-showtime-cabaret/

It's stripper 911 down in Arlington, TX -- XXX clubs surrounding Cowboys Stadium are expecting so many patrons on Super Bowl weekend ... they're on the hunt for an additional 10,000 girls.

John Walsh -- the guy who runs Showtime Cabaret -- tells TMZ, his fine establishment employs 50 lovely ladies ... but he's in the market for another 100-120 lap dancers to get down for the big weekend -- STAT!

Walsh says all told ... the 60 clubs in Dallas' 30 Mile Zone need an additional 10,000 strippers.

Arlington city officials expect to host 300,000 visitors that weekend -- which puts the tourist to stripper ratio at around 30:1 ... not too shabby.

[Jst2fst]

now why can't that ratio be the other way I'd be their

[Bad324]

ratio was 3 patrons to 1 stripper last night, best odds I've experienced. Maybe some of those girls should take a working vacation to Dallas

[Jst2fst]

I've been to a few here on a good night and seen probably a 2:1 good night... That be a hell of a working vacation

[Jst2fst]

Are you offering and OR discounts for this retirement plan?

[Beegreenstrings]

Nice!

[BiggO]

10, 000 strippers going to Texas for Superbowl weekend, means our strip clubs will low on girls that weekend. Hell, Hooters might even be short on waitresses!

[alienpi]

Maybe we should notify our local strippers. I volunteer myself to transport 1 stripper to Texas. :-)

[eggs]

Maybe we should notify our local strippers. I volunteer myself to transport 1 stripper to Texas. :-)

just 1?

[Jst2fst]

just 1?

Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then....

[Bad324]

Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then....

just bring in your helmet and set it on the table next to you....works even better since you aren't verbally bragging

[Cheech]

Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then....

With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike.

[Beegreenstrings]

you know what is scary... When you ask for 10,000 ASAP... You might not get the cream of the crop....

[NinjaNick]

With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike.

oh snap! :lol:

[alienpi]

just 1?

Either way, with my car or bike, both only have 2 seats. I would transport more if my car had a backseat. :-)

[Disclaimer]

Just read this article and it reminded me of this thread.

The Super Bowl Prostitute Myth: 100,000 Hookers Won't Be Showing Up in Dallas

http://www.dallasobserver.com/2011-01-27/news/the-super-bowl-prostitute-myth-100-000-hookers-won-t-be-showing-up-in-dallas/

[GESEXER]

Someone said shortage of strippers, that still makes me not want to go to Private Dancer, oh what they are probably the only ones not going. Tilted Kilt Anyone?

[Jst2fst]

With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike.

Now why you gotta be a ball buster yet again? Did I strike a nerve cause I hold my own.