JonS Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/strippers-nfl-strip-club-green-bay-packers-pittsburg-steelers-strip-club-gentlemens-club-arlington-dallas-fort-worth-showtime-cabaret/It's stripper 911 down in Arlington, TX -- XXX clubs surrounding Cowboys Stadium are expecting so many patrons on Super Bowl weekend ... they're on the hunt for an additional 10,000 girls.John Walsh -- the guy who runs Showtime Cabaret -- tells TMZ, his fine establishment employs 50 lovely ladies ... but he's in the market for another 100-120 lap dancers to get down for the big weekend -- STAT!Walsh says all told ... the 60 clubs in Dallas' 30 Mile Zone need an additional 10,000 strippers.Arlington city officials expect to host 300,000 visitors that weekend -- which puts the tourist to stripper ratio at around 30:1 ... not too shabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 now why can't that ratio be the other way I'd be their Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 ratio was 3 patrons to 1 stripper last night, best odds I've experienced. Maybe some of those girls should take a working vacation to Dallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 I've been to a few here on a good night and seen probably a 2:1 good night... That be a hell of a working vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Are you offering and OR discounts for this retirement plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 10, 000 strippers going to Texas for Superbowl weekend, means our strip clubs will low on girls that weekend. Hell, Hooters might even be short on waitresses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Maybe we should notify our local strippers. I volunteer myself to transport 1 stripper to Texas. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Maybe we should notify our local strippers. I volunteer myself to transport 1 stripper to Texas. :-)just 1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 just 1?Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then.... just bring in your helmet and set it on the table next to you....works even better since you aren't verbally bragging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Just walk in and say you ride a motorcycle and see how many you get then.... With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 you know what is scary... When you ask for 10,000 ASAP... You might not get the cream of the crop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike. oh snap! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 just 1?Either way, with my car or bike, both only have 2 seats. I would transport more if my car had a backseat. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Just read this article and it reminded me of this thread.The Super Bowl Prostitute Myth: 100,000 Hookers Won't Be Showing Up in Dallashttp://www.dallasobserver.com/2011-01-27/news/the-super-bowl-prostitute-myth-100-000-hookers-won-t-be-showing-up-in-dallas/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GESEXER Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Someone said shortage of strippers, that still makes me not want to go to Private Dancer, oh what they are probably the only ones not going. Tilted Kilt Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 With a 94 Katana that administers random electric shocks and requires it's own tool van, I'd venture to say the same amount you'd get if you didn't have a bike. Now why you gotta be a ball buster yet again? Did I strike a nerve cause I hold my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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