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Vulcan_Rider

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Happy birthday! Looks like you'll get a new bumper! I had paint peeling on my old car's bumper. I was driving at dusk all the time looking for a deer to run into, around 35-40 mph. I calculated that 35 - 40 mph would cause just enough damage to get me a new bumper, but no luck. Got a new car this past summer and deer are jumping out in front of me all the time. I could have got a least 3 deer easily in just one night.

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Sure you weren't the one drinking and put it into R instead of D? :p

The cop was actually laughing at me cause i was pretty buzzed and kept being a smart ass to the owner of the truck that plowed into me and he told me im the most well behaved and respectful drunk he has ever encountered.

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The cop was actually laughing at me cause i was pretty buzzed and kept being a smart ass to the owner of the truck that plowed into me and he told me im the most well behaved and respectful drunk he has ever encountered.

:lol: Happy Birthday man. Glad it wasn't worse for you.

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