John Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 http://columbus.craigslist.org/dmg/2325430298.htmlNeed someone to play satan. (Columbus)Date: 2011-04-14, 4:54PM EDTReply to: gigs-rst8b-2325430298@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Lately my son who is 9 years old has been getting a little out of hand. He has the foulest mouth I have ever heard and wont stop smoking. He talks back yells at his mother and pretty much any other bad thing you can think of a child doing . I am looking for someone willing to come to my home dressed as satan to scare my child into being good. You would need to have a devil type costume and just come in the house surrounded by smoke and scary music then just talk to him and let him know if he does not change his ways he will be joining you down in hell. Maybe explain to him that hell is hot all the time and that he will have to do homework 24 hours a day in hell (he hates homework). I feel this will scare him into being good . I dont have a lot of time or patience for the discipline stuff. Location: Columbusit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsCompensation: 10PostingID: 2325430298 :devil: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 http://columbus.craigslist.org/dmg/2325430298.htmlI feel this will scare him into being good . I dont have a lot of time or patience for the discipline stuff. I really shouldn't be a parent. :devil: There fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 What could possibly go wrong here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 There fixed Good fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Sounds like poster and said offspring need a meeting with an ass whoppin'. I just don't get people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 How long till the article in the paper about child raped by man in devil costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponyjr Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 wheres butera when you need him? "Hey tyler, someone needs you to dress up like the devil and scare their kid, you in?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerben Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hmmmm, it's obvious that their previous parenting skills have not worked, so I'm betting this doesn't either. Some folks should just not procreate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 ...and you were searching for what exactly when you found this...lmao. That's hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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