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About to kill my roommate


gen3flygirl

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  • 2 weeks later...

I am about to kill mine....

1) LAZY AS FUCK.

2) Finishes half a bottle of gatorade/can of pop/milk jug/box of cereal, then buys a new one and "forgets" the first one in the cabinent/fridge. Cleaned out 20 half full gatorades the other day...

3) Can NOT figure out how to lift the toilet seat and/or aim correctly to NOT piss all over the seat. Never cleans it up.

4) Dumb. Flat out D U M B, i.e. no common sense. Broke key in the door and waited outside for an hour. I had to tell him to call maintenance, then do it for him.... While at work.

5) He has a natural v-neck sweater, AKA one hairy MF'er. He sheds, all over the place. Clogs the drains and tries to blame my gf who was gone all last weekend and it STILL clogged back up after his shower

6) Chews like a cow. Audibly.

7) Talk about his ex-wife daily. They've been divorced 2 years

8) Does EVERYTHING I do. Goes out and buys the same shoes/deodorant/toothbrush. We have the same car, before rooming together. He now is looking for an 03-06 R6, nothing else... WTF

9) 3 car accidents in less than a month (2 this week) and rants about other's driving habits. Dude is a danger on the streets.

10) His cell goes off for a txt on a nearly 60 sec interval. SHOUTS "Mail Mother Fucker" every time.

11) Only leaves the house if I am going somewhere and he tags along.

Pros: Well, he does take my dog out to poop on occasion.

Thinking of kicking him out to buy my gf a husky. It's bound to be less annoying and hairy, probably will be easier to live with.

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NO WAY! I know this kid.... He was/is a member of cobaltss.net and was a major tool. Always thought his family had money and that he lived at home.... :wtf::wtf:

Small world

:lol: yeah I got a few pm's telling me I was just as big of an idiot for letting him move in. Ringo said something in another thread about me being a shitty friend for kicking him out. I figured most people who know both parties can make their own judgment on who was in the wrong. Before he moved in he was living with his mom in westerville. I guess they weren't getting along and he needed a "temporary" place to live until he moved out to California. Well 2.5 months turned into 8. He never did move out to Cali. He doesn't have insurance on his bike because he got 10 points on his license for street racing in his cobalt. I could write a book on the lies and bs I have heard coming out of his mouth.

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