Casper Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 "The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broke jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine," according to a police report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 win! That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 win! That's awesome!YYyyyep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habi Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Kind of sounds like the marines beat him to a pulp and told the cops he fell? That a lot of injuries from falling over a curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Thanks for that ^ captain obvious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I was once called to testify as a witness downtown and spent three days in a room with a South Columbus Major Case detective. They had a similar injury - a guy shot one of the officers in the arm and then fell off his second story porch. Somehow managed to break just about every rib and really bruise himself up. Must have landed funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simplysix Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sounds like what Carson daily would call Karma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I would love to have been the guy who wrote that story. Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sorry.http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sorry.http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.aspyou ruin everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 you ruin everything Will you ever forgive me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idodishez Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 RepostNoBama 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Will you ever forgive me?these things take time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sorry.http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.aspNot sure if that busts anything out. It just says none of the news accounts they examined indicated the suspect was inured. Unless that photo I posted was photoshopped (which it doesn't look like it but it could be) then I'd say they didn't examine enough news accounts. I'd be curious if someone could find the actual newspaper clipping to prove or disprove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Sounds like a curb chuck norris made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I remember this being posted on here about 2 years ago maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaDoc Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4OJLtYGwk found a similar 'curb" in youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I remember this being posted on here about 2 years ago maybe? I think I remember it too but I'm not going through 3 million pages in the funny picture thread to try to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) Not sure if that busts anything out. It just says none of the news accounts they examined indicated the suspect was inured. Unless that photo I posted was photoshopped (which it doesn't look like it but it could be) then I'd say they didn't examine enough news accounts. I'd be curious if someone could find the actual newspaper clipping to prove or disprove.http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2010-11-26/shoplifting-suspect-stabs-marineHere is the suspect's booking photo from the Richmond County Jail:Does that look like he has several missing teeth, a broken nose and a broken jaw? All I can see it what appears to be a bruise near his left eye.I'm from a military family. I would need more than two hands to count relatives who've served. My baby brother saw active combat as part of the initial invasion of Basra during the Iraq war and came back with stories like watching his team's embedded BBC reporter hit by shrapnel during an insurgent mortar attack. I have travelled to Stirling, Scotland and placed my hand on the name the man who gave me my middle name, on the Cenotaph that lists local war dead. This is not about being anti-military or anything. It's just that I have enough respect for the military without having to knowingly retell an fabricated version of a real event.http://www.readthebeacon.com/about.html is the link for the newspaper that the story appeared in (The Beacon out of Williams Bay, Wisconsin, April 8th-21st issue). Here is the PDF of the actual issue it appeared in: http://www.readthebeacon.com/issue/040811.pdf (center-right of page 9) Found that from the caption of the photo above the story. The newspaper calls itself "The Beacon and Good Humor". Edited November 3, 2011 by Scruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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