RSparky Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Chivalry got killed by d-bags and feminists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Get even later by rawdogging them in the ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 you mean that isn't the payment for endless night groping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 as usual my only reply is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I get that all to often when holding the door for my girl and who ever happens to be coming through the door next She appreciates it and says thanks but Ive had women look at me in the eye and then just keep walking no thanks or even a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I hold the door for just about anyone. Mostly because I believe in karma. Now with that being said. You would be surprised by how often I struggle to get through them with my son who is in a wheelchair. While slackjawed fucks just stand there.Sorry for slight derail. Back to Men Are Superior, Women Are Dumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 there are many reasons to hold the door open for people...#1 - Being nice to someone doesn't cost a damn thing, and maybe you have just kept someone from being late#2 - it doesn't hurt to walk in after a woman, so she doesn't see you scoping her ass#3 - especially at work, why wouldn't you find any excuse to not go back to your desk?#4 - refer to #2#5 - sometimes it just feels good to be courteous#6 - did I mention you get to look at her butt????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 there are many reasons to hold the door open for people...#1 - Being nice to someone doesn't cost a damn thing, and maybe you have just kept someone from being late#2 - it doesn't hurt to walk in after a woman, so she doesn't see you scoping her ass#3 - especially at work, why wouldn't you find any excuse to not go back to your desk?#4 - refer to #2#5 - sometimes it just feels good to be courteous#6 - did I mention you get to look at her butt?????Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I hold the door for others and always thank people for holding it for me...the world would be a better place if we all slowed down just enough to think of some one else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I hold the door for others and always thank people for holding it for me...the world would be a better place if we all slowed down just enough to think of some one else.Ditto although I pretty much body checked this dumb bitch that decided she wanted to walk in the door that was open, it also happened to be the door that a line of people were coming out of. There was another door right next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I was walking with some people yesterday, and a guy in the group opened a door, and I opened the one right next to him. He looked at me and said, aw, chivalry is dead, so we went to walk through the next set of doors, and the guy (someone I don't know) opened the door, seemed to snake through it and just let it shut in my face.... can't imagine why i would rather just open my own door although, I do think its nice when people hold the door open for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Anyone else open the door to a public bathroom with their foot, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Anyone else open the door to a public bathroom with their foot, though? If I can open a door with my foot, it WILL be opened by my foot P.S. also my 454th post Made me think of my 454LTD that I sold this past summer damn I miss that thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Anyone else open the door to a public bathroom with their foot, though? Not only do I open with my foot, I use a paper towel to turn the handle if the door opens to the inside.Now, with more bathrooms having those stupid blow dryers...I'm pretty much fucked if the door opens to the inside. I just wait until someone opens the door. I waited almost 30 minutes one time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) Not only do I open with my foot, I use a paper towel to turn the handle if the door opens to the inside.Now, with more bathrooms having those stupid blow dryers...I'm pretty much fucked if the door opens to the inside. I just wait until someone opens the door. I waited almost 30 minutes one time...Some restrooms have a door butler at the bottom so you can open them with your foot. I use my foot to flush too... Edited November 14, 2011 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Some reatrooms have a door butler at the bottom so you can open them with your foot. I use my foot to flush too...Do you "hover?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Do you "hover?" Always...my ass only touch the seat at home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Do you "hover?" Build a nest.How much comfortable than hovering, and sitting helps keeps the cheeks apart to aid in wiping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 If you hover properly cheeks are apart enough.. I know what I am doing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 How do you hover and spread?Pics for reference?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) I am a pro...but its almost the same as a squat...sorry no pics only 1 sees me squat. Edited November 14, 2011 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 well, this thread took a strange turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 well, this thread took a strange turn.It seems to happen a lot here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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