kawi kid Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 http://www.bangaloremirror.com/article/12/201111212011112120132280525dbea0/British-chef-stopped-from-buying-lime-because-%E2%80%98it-could-be-a-weapon%E2%80%99.htmAnd there are people out there who want us to be more like this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 The page cannot be found The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Link fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 "...drive-by fruiting..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Sorry about that. It worked five min ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Sorry about that. It worked five min agoSomeone fruited the link.(Those responsible have been sacked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 "...drive-by fruiting..."I personally like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I've said it before but these are the people that have stab proof knives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I've said it before but these are the people that have stab proof knives...Haven't seen that. Just googled it.Interesting concept. But slash wounds are more dangerous than stab wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Wow...weaponized citrus...I'm surprised those poor limeys can do anything without government assistance/intervention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) what a silly title... thats like me saying:another reason to hate america http://www.ketv.com/r/5027982/detail.html Edited December 5, 2011 by John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I once saw a Brit point a 380 at his Johnson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 That's why I hate America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Ouch someone squirted lime juice in my eyes then stole my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I was once temporarily debilitated from a body-shot gone awry. Lime juice is painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambam Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I once heard tale that BamBam likes to brandish his penis.Hope you didn't hear that from Lyns..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I once heard tale that BamBam likes to brandish his penis.Hope you didn't hear that from Lyns.....Awesome. Just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 what a silly title... thats like me saying:another reason to hate america http://www.ketv.com/r/5027982/detail.htmlThat's why I hate America. Sadly, it is one of many reasons I'm beginning to hate what this country is becoming, but I'll never hate America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Yup I hate what some people are trying to make this country. Ill never hate it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 http://www.bangaloremirror.com/article/12/201111212011112120132280525dbea0/British-chef-stopped-from-buying-lime-because-%E2%80%98it-could-be-a-weapon%E2%80%99.htmAnd there are people out there who want us to be more like this country.This country is also quite resourceful in innovating new and exciting ways to be complete fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambam Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 LOL.. I didn't hear it from Lyns..Phew!.... soul of discretion, that girl.WSR - best place to be brandishing, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) It was a joke by the staff in response to a register that was unable to scan the fruit.Only one lime is allowed, chef toldAn assistant at Asda in North Tyneside told chef Marisa Zoccolan that buying more than one lime was not allowed because the citric acid could be squirted into someone's eye. Asda said the chef had been a victim of a staff joke, and offered her some complimentary limes.Asda is owned by Walmart. The staff were probably making the same point that we do here - where does the baby-proofing stop?The Daily Mail (much more reputable than the Bangalore Mirror) had this to say; 'We know that sometimes health and safety rules can seem a bit plum crazy, but on this occasion it's a case of one of our colleagues indulging their sub-lime sense of humour,' she said.'For some reason our tills are having trouble scanning multiple citrus fruits. 'We're working to fix http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063954/Asda-tell-chef-You-buy-lime--classed-weapon.html#ixzz1fhuYXJe3So I guess the reason that Kawi hates England is becuase we like to have a laugh every now and then. Better than lapping up anything you read on the internet and taking it as gospel.Or maybe he's upset that they have motorbikes there and he's jealous? Edited December 5, 2011 by Scruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Buzz killington has arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I came as soon as I heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-teen-detained-tsa-design-her-purse-221835034.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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