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another reason to hate England.


kawi kid

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This country is also quite resourceful in innovating new and exciting ways to be complete fucking idiots.

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It was a joke by the staff in response to a register that was unable to scan the fruit.

Only one lime is allowed, chef told

An assistant at Asda in North Tyneside told chef Marisa Zoccolan that buying more than one lime was not allowed because the citric acid could be squirted into someone's eye. Asda said the chef had been a victim of a staff joke, and offered her some complimentary limes.

Asda is owned by Walmart. The staff were probably making the same point that we do here - where does the baby-proofing stop?

The Daily Mail (much more reputable than the Bangalore Mirror) had this to say;

'We know that sometimes health and safety rules can seem a bit plum crazy, but on this occasion it's a case of one of our colleagues indulging their sub-lime sense of humour,' she said.

'For some reason our tills are having trouble scanning multiple citrus fruits.

'We're working to fix

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063954/Asda-tell-chef-You-buy-lime--classed-weapon.html#ixzz1fhuYXJe3

So I guess the reason that Kawi hates England is becuase we like to have a laugh every now and then. Better than lapping up anything you read on the internet and taking it as gospel.

Or maybe he's upset that they have motorbikes there and he's jealous?

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