jblosser Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 She sounds like a prude... From the Best of CraigslistMy Porn Watching Pig BoyfriendDate: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM ESTSo you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH. But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested: 1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie. 2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls. 3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about. 4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep. Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning? Location: to boyfriends everywhereit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPostingID: 1629950745 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ahhh, the classic ass-to-mouth. The Rolls-Royce of anal dismounts. Simultaneously the most soul-bearing litmus test of the moral fiber and depth of character of a woman, and the last great bastion of unadulterated and egotistical male awesome.and it's really degrading, too.... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ahhh, the classic ass-to-mouth. The Rolls-Royce of anal dismounts. Simultaneously the most soul-bearing litmus test of the moral fiber and depth of character of a woman, and the last great bastion of unadulterated and egotistical male awesome.so much win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Bwahahahahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ass to mouth is ok in the heat of the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 seen this before still funny as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 What I want to know is how did she write this AND keep her disgusting.whore face in the dog dish at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuelit Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Now that sounds like some classyt bitch my momma would like to meet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 What I want to know is how did she write this AND keep her disgusting.whore face in the dog dish at the same time?hahahahahaha! well done, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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