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Casper

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thanks for reminding me I'll have to try and have some fun since I'll be flying 3x this month

cut out cardboard letters to spell something and put it in the back of your underwear :)

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Don't know any powerlifters that look like attractive women. I always assumed they thought I would be hiding something wearing large clothing.

Did not know.

You can opt out of the scanner, but then must submit to fondling. It used to be called a pat down. What the police do is a pat down. What the TSA does is check for hernias.

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when you opt out make sure you have them change their gloves too.

the thing i don't understand is why the TSA only seems to hire hillbillies? i swear every time i go to the airport, cletus and brandine are working the security checkpoint.

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