YSR_Racer_99 Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I was in Mt Healthy (Cinti) on Hamilton Ave today for work, and across from the old Rinks theres a handpainted 4x8' sheet of plywood. It says "New Pillowtop Mattress Queen set: $250. Used sets from $50". Niiiiice. "Yeah, uhm, this one feels okay, but do you have anything with less stains on it?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) To (liberally) quote Jagr: "I need a new mattress; mine's got a giant fuck ditch in the middle..."Is it worth saving $200 to sleep on someone's dried jizz/piss/whatever spots? Not for me, and I'm a cheap-ass. Edited June 11, 2012 by jblosser corrected quote attribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkGoolie Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Used mattress... No way! I'd sleep on the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I think the fuck ditch quote was Jagr. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I think the fuck ditch quote was Jagr. That quote <was> Jagr. I looked in my old sig that a former Nazi Mod made me remove (it was tooooo big). Whatever, I'm here, he's gone.+rep for good memory...Exact quote: "...I might take you up on the mattress thing. Mine has a big fu** ditch right in the middle..."Previous post edited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 That quote <was> Jagr. I looked in my old sig that a former Nazi Mod made me remove (it was tooooo big). Whatever, I'm here, he's gone.+rep for good memory...Exact quote: "...I might take you up on the mattress thing. Mine has a big fu** ditch right in the middle..."Previous post edited.Woohoo I iz winnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YSR_Racer_99 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I thought that it was illegal to sell used mattresses. Seems like I remember something about a Craigslist crackdown where The Man would call and act like an interested buyer. They'd then make an appointment, show up at the house, and fine/ ticket/ jail the offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 That quote <was> Jagr. I looked in my old sig that a former Nazi Mod made me remove (it was tooooo big). Whatever, I'm here, he's gone.+rep for good memory...Exact quote: "...I might take you up on the mattress thing. Mine has a big fu** ditch right in the middle..."Previous post edited.You sure that wasn't Max Power that said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I is sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 You sure that wasn't Max Power that said that?I is sureMy banned-ass sig had: RSVDon: "...Saying Taco Bell is good...is like saying fat chicks are amazing to fu... Yeah, it's great when you're drunk, but once you're sober you realize your mistake." jagr: "...I might take you up on the mattress thing. Mine has a big fu** ditch right in the middle." 1000rrrider: "...It'd take a lot of zombies with a lot of ammo. I could make Waco look like a paintball match." Isaac's Papa: "Yeah, so your attorney can pin his nuts to the wall for confiscating a legally carried weapon. "Lick my b*lls, Officer Fu**meat!!"" Todd#43: "For the record, I have NEVER fu**ed a midget. I did meet one once, and asked her to go up on me." 1000rrrider"Asian Earth girls taste like cherry Rice Crispies 1 week a month." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 You sure that wasn't Max Power that said that?Found it:that's cool mang! I might take you up on the matress thing. Mine has a big fuck ditch right in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yeah, I stole the quote from Jagr once I realized thats what my mattress had. I thought it was a love canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jschaf Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Anybody here ever sleep in a hotel? If yes, chances are you slept on a well used mattress. Try not to think about it too much. I certainly would never buy a used mattress though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YSR_Racer_99 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I take my own mattress to hotels. ????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingingchic Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I hate hotel beds! I look for bed bugs, the husband looks for treasures, he's only found a half eaten slice of pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I was in Mt Healthy (Cinti) on Hamilton Ave today for work, and across from the old Rinks theres a handpainted 4x8' sheet of plywood. It says "New Pillowtop Mattress Queen set: $250. Used sets from $50". Niiiiice. "Yeah, uhm, this one feels okay, but do you have anything with less stains on it?".That sign has been there forever Always made me cringe when I passed by it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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