cOoTeR Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I thought our trolls were bad check this stuff out. Tactical mall security? This is some real observe and report crap. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Yes, you never know when a shopping mall will attack you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 There is so much to read! It looks funny but I am lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 HOLY SHIT!!! I'm half way done and laughing my ass off at these guys haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Just made it all the way. WoW talk about going out with a bang! That would have been beyond epic to witness that level of trolling first hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I saved the mayor's nephew from a butt-raping, so I can carry whatever I want. Cross me though, and I will shoot you dead center from the second floor. You won't see me watching over you either. I'm that good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) Wow. I'm just picturing some 400 pound dude that plows every last dollar into tacticooling up his Airsoft M4. Of course, SPECOPS and that Gecko dude are the same person. Good find.The bit about planning on taking MULTIPLE .338 Lapua rounds to the back is LOL-worthy on it's own. If this kid had written this today instead of 2001, I'd bet hard currency he'd be trying to acquire a Juggernaut suit like in MW3 and trying to stop multiple .50 rounds with his face. Edited June 26, 2012 by Cheech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sParkSnare Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 That was a great read! All I know is if someone "saved my virginity" while I was at the mall, I'd be royally pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 To their credit, I've never been shot at or anally raped at my mall. And not for lack of trying...Maybe they work in NEO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Too long.... Finish later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 To their credit, I've never been shot at or anally raped at my mall. And not for lack of trying...Maybe they work in NEO.Back during Midway's heyday you had a chance. Now, not so much.If you're feeling frisky, I'm told Great Northern still has some flareups every now and again, or you can just opt for the sure thing and head down to Parmatown. I hear those security guys have their own APC's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Back during Midway's heyday you had a chance. Now, not so much.If you're feeling frisky, I'm told Great Northern still has some flareups every now and again, or you can just opt for the sure thing and head down to Parmatown. I hear those security guys have their own APC's.Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjie15 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Did anyone else picture Dawn of the Dead while reading the last part about the Asain Street Thugs? None the less, very entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Too long.... Finish laterMake sure you do its worth it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_c_F Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 The bit about planning on taking MULTIPLE .338 Lapua rounds to the back is LOL-worthy on it's own. If this kid had written this today instead of 2001, I'd bet hard currency he'd be trying to acquire a Juggernaut suit like in MW3 and trying to stop multiple .50 rounds with his face.I laughed at that one myself."If your plan involves taking multiple .338 Lapua rounds to the back, may I suggest a different plan?" epic response.in reality this guy was just an epic troll and had the virtue of a whole lot of people who weren't used to trolling to work with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 This guy was on multiple forums doing this. Some of his post made it seem like he had an idea of guns which is scary. I liked where he was talking about taping body armor and an asp on himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 in reality this guy was just an epic troll and had the virtue of a whole lot of people who weren't used to trolling to work with.With enough effort, different story and serious trolling skills that could be done today, and probally on this forum. In less than 1.85 sEconds.on.a.CBR1100XX.while.kicking.it.SidewAyz.doinG.10mpH.in.A.left.Hand.tuRn.And.somehow.Crashing.On.your.RigHt.side.but.you.wouldnt.hear.it.If.you.had.Enough.installation.in.your.Walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 WOW! that is all i can come up with right now...Good find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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