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you must have a really wide set vagina if you need a 49 cc vibrator

Hell naw, I toned her down some, she isn't even pushing 14ccs now :) I bought some matching gear too, safety first :D Can't wait till the decals come in.

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:nono: Blastoise

they briefly considered that name as well, but there aren't entire categories of water sports dedicated to "blasting fluid from the vagina". it is usually called "squirting" or in jen's case, "squirting on those black dudes like a mother fucking fire hose during the civil rights movement". so while "blastoise" might be a more accurate description in terms of magnitude, "squirtle" was more accurate for actual activity and context.

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[JQUOTE=jbot;878968]they briefly considered that name as well, but there aren't entire categories of water sports dedicated to "blasting fluid from the vagina". it is usually called "squirting" or in jen's case, "squirting on those black dudes like a mother fucking fire hose during the civil rights movement". so while "blastoise" might be a more accurate description in terms of magnitude, "squirtle" was more accurate for actual activity and context.

Jbot puts a lot of thought into his comic ramblings. And I thought you were only interested in porn that involved tentacles.

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they briefly considered that name as well, but there aren't entire categories of water sports dedicated to "blasting fluid from the vagina". it is usually called "squirting" or in jen's case, "squirting on those black dudes like a mother fucking fire hose during the civil rights movement". so while "blastoise" might be a more accurate description in terms of magnitude, "squirtle" was more accurate for actual activity and context.

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