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My wife is knocked up


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Congrats...get sleep now while you can and remember for the first two years you teach them to walk and talk, the sixteen after that to sit down and shut up. Pray it is a boy also because daughters WILL make you go grey faster, trust me I know all too well

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OK, I will take the bait. wife and only 85% chance that it is yours?

I think if my wife said that, there would be a 100% chance that I would be single the next day.

you didn't get it.....

damn KK took the "who's the father joke" right outta ma hands. :(

'Grats, dude!

he did

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Congratulation - glad to hear somebody's getting some these days. LoL .... When my lovely wife and I experienced this it was 3x different... Three heart beats, yes TRIPLETS... Our lives changed drastically ... My son and both his sisters will be 16 yrs old in June, and they all are in marching band AND their Dad ( ME) gets to pay the $5,075.00 band fees... aaarrrgggggg......triple fun ....

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