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Why the hell would any of you have accepted him, or especially asked him, as a friend on your fb acct anyways???

I do feel bad about this since we've never met in real life, Kawi Kid, and I don't want to be "that dude" (too soon?) but... It's a Vetter fairing though, so you know it's going to be... Stylish?

Who hasn't been thrown up on, once or twice...? Well...i hope not like this. I have been seeing this girl, and talking to her a while. She's very cool, and into the same shit i am, meeting her through a mutual friend. The night i took her out, was the 3rd time that we had went out. We went to Laser Quest in Canton. Had alot of fun, then drove back down to Lancaster to eat at bw3's. Driving her back to her car...she told me she had a really good time...and would like to show her "appreciation". And told me to pull in a parking lot. So...didn't take long for me to find out how. She started smoking the cheeba, needle flossing. You get it. It's going good, you know the occasional glance up..to look up at me. (Insert slurping noises) Me...giving her wtf are you stopping!? Faces...you know the norm. Then...finally, i tell her i'm about to give her a shower...and she says ok. I orgasm...as i'm doing this...she keeps her head down...and her mouth still on my friend. I see stuff dripping back down, and then hear her start to choke. Then blaaaaach!!! :puke:Baby juice...and vomit is everywhere. All over my rocket ship...my pants, my seats, my dash. Wtf!? My intial reaction...was like whoa! Not really into that kinda shit. But...ultimately what a way to ruin a good bj! Seriously? Come on. I felt bad for her...too...so don't totally think i'm selfless. She mentioned she wasn't feeling well...after b dubs...and thought she could take it. Guess not! So...after i made sure she was ok...i made her help me clean that god awful alien looking shit up. Still can't get the damn smell out. What do i use on vomit, to get the smell out? And...i like her...but getting puked on is not fun. What do you think, should i see her again. Would any of you...? lol. The sad thing is...she didn't have a drop to drink. Good times. I posted this in my last reply, but thought i would edit it in here. Pic of date.

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Stephen Colbert Live testifying on Immigration http://www.dc50tv.com/videobeta/?watchLive=sns-colbert-immigration-reform-tivid-live This has got to be good.

hey whats up everyone my name is joe and im 25 and im new to this..im originally from cleveland and moved here when i was like 12 or 13..i drive a 97 civic ex with some mods done to it..i just got it a few weeks ago and it has a rather ricey body kit on it which you can see in the pic i hate the body kit not my style but i just got the oem bumpers for it so im gonna put those on with a lip and leave it like that..i work at a large area dealership as a recon assc..i work with a couple people on this site evoxbmx and steve-o he turned me onto this site thanks steve-o....after i put the oem bumpers on ill post some more pics for everyone to see as well thanks..anything else about me or my car feel free to ask http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/gray69157/112.jpg

Oh, this is too funny! Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro With a private table. We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed By my wife, My kids, And dozens of my friends And co-workers, All singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked If a woman is looking for a husband, she's never had one before.

Sounds to me more like your g/f is the pain in your life. Get your pimphand out of her purse. Smack her ass, tell her to go make you a sandwich and do the dishes, then leave for Mid Oh when she's busy doing her squaw work.

any ol' hell bound retard like myself can come up with a technicality that is difficult to clearly explain away, for which god must be impervious to. cause of the whole omni-everything thing. in the end, it always comes back to the "it takes faith" argument... and there is nothing wrong with that in a faith based belief system. But those who would "preach" those beliefs should not try to play in the same playground (and therefore, the same rules) as logic or scientific method based theories. and that's why i want to be a muslim pokemon master

You shut your filthy whore mouth

I suck at "bubbling", but

^ ha!

i noticed my smilie was gone.... sooo here it is again...

whats a SIC?

oh and for anyone interested I came across this number and if you happen to call it you could have a great conversation with some dude 330 461 4602

dammin wrillo, quit being so f*cking mean...

honestly, I called him for the douche he was right away, and got shit on for being mean.

NM, this is where I saw it! Came up on the picture slots, JRM has it saved .

I'm with Brian. And...here...i used to like you guys I think i stated before in here, glad my misfortune could provide many laffs.

Me? No....ok...maybe a little. Sibling rivalry. Survival of the..."hey what's over there"? NUT SHOT!!!!

Food and Beer......time of year doesn't matter.

Naked beach volleyball?

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