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I've been warned before coming here, but I'm brave. I may or may not know a Black Tod (who only uses one D???) I may or may not own a dual sport (Don't hate me...) I may or may not have been a member of Detroit Sport Bikes in the past..... I may or may not work for a holster company (I hope my first post doesn't get me an infraction.....) I have seen the Asian Afro....and I'm gonna chop that thing off with a set of hedge clippers next time!

I have been taking several language classes at the university and I think that loosely translates to "I am terrified to go to the track and get smoked like a blunt at a P-diddy concert"

The US in the citizenship laws really suck balls on this matter. Give than man what he fought for years ago instead of having to fight for it now. Sometimes the things that this nation makes just don't make sense. http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110324/us_yblog_thelookout/wwii-vet-discovers-hes-not-a-u-s-citizen

...as attractive as I do. http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/23/dating-site-murderer-meme/ Reddit is known for finding and creating some of the best memes on the internet, and now they've struck again with "Dating Site Murderer" (also known as "Good Intentions Axe Murderer"). From what I can tell, the gruesome history behind it goes something like this: Reddit user spawn02000 decided to upload his picture to the community, titling his post "I uploaded my photo to a dating site... So far no hits.. ". Knowing full well that his serial murdering eyes, haggard beard and cold blank expression wouldn't do much for the ladies, he simply turned himself into an in-joke with fellow redditors, who began offering advice on how to add to his picture to REALLY get some female attention. Some of them suggested getting a Manson-esque swastika tattoo(chicks dig tattoos), maybe carrying a ax to show off his lumberjack skills, or maybe simply holding a knife and a clown picture to prove that he has hobbies and interests. All of it is pretty solid advice really, if you're going for that "Devil's Rejects," merciless killer sort of look. You can't get too much more terrifying than the picture already is, so you may as well run with it and see were it gets you. It didn't take long at all before this picture landed spawn02000 in meme territory. Here are some of the best "Dating Site Murderer" memes I have found on Quickmeme, and I have also posted a couple of my own for your enjoyment. I hope you're dying ... to give this meme a look. Here are some that I found on the web... And here are my contributions...

-Find a brick. -Carry brick around in your pocket for a few days. -Decide that carrying a brick around all day is a bad idea. -Spend money on a lightweight carry gun that you will carry everywhere, everyday and barely notice that its there. That 1911 will do you no good on a hot summer day in the console of your truck. The lightweight toy gunish weapons are that way for a reason.

And now please enjoy the musical stylings of Chicago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVKd1lhgOQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

let this one in so we can bat him around like a cats play toy while Paul is away

That's some old school forum revival. Gunner had asshole down to an art form, always confrontational with nothing else of value to add.

I always thought that "runoff" was what happened after a girl had sex with yota...

Hello Everybody. My name is Jeff H. Im about to turn 21 and go to ohio state. Ive been into cars since i was 15. My first car was a neon, then i traded it in for an 03 Mustang GT. I drag raced the hell out of it for the year i owned it. i broke 3 transmissions before putting a tko600 in it and selling it. A member on this board drove it a 13.1 down the quaRTER MILE at kilkare. My best pass was a 13.54. I then moved onto imports when i got a 94 integra LS. it was bone stock when i got it, so i turboed it at 180k miles, beat the shit out of it for 10k miles/5 months then sold it. My best pass in that was a 13.49. I now drive a 02 ford focus. Its boring as shit but it will get me by till i can make my next cool vehicle purchase. some pics: http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/32490_10150204914905304_877475303_12860578_1026807_n.jpg http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/32490_10150204914925304_877475303_12860579_8117852_n.jpg http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/36812_10150253409965304_877475303_14286401_6022450_n.jpg

Most of them sound the same online...distorted.

Sweet little gentle jbot jesus, this has been exhausting and awesome... like beating your money back outta the hooker when she leaves your car.

xr650r! supermotojunkie.com

hey where's that owl going srsly??? dubguy is as slow as honey running uphill in january!...hell I beat him on my cruiser a couple times and I'm a fat slow old guy...

the zx10 just thought he was kicking sideways thats why he didnt stop, happens all the time.

FAG! j/k

Thank you, was just working on resizing that, didnt realize how large that image was until it was to late.

http://www.centralohiosubarus.com/gallery/albums/auto-x/100310_0077.jpg This is an pic of me with some trail brake induced over-steer at the governors cup. holy monster picture, edited and just linked it~ AJ

Not gonna lie, like I said that thread rant, fight, thing whatever it was, was better than Jersey Shore. You can't write stuff that good. It was just entertainment for me. If you really are trying to change though, good luck. I didn't judge. It isn't my place. (Doesn't mean I can't enjoy the comedy though )

Just like a fart you ruin the atmosphere for a bit, we laugh, then it's forgotten until them next time. Glad to have you back

Mom?

Hey guys I'm Kevin, I have an '03 ZO6 that i recently bought. I am always trying to learn which is why I have decided to join. I am always trying to better myself and I never think I am better than the rest. I am hoping to meet and become friends with people that have similar interests that I have and equally important, getting together with them around town.

why is it das blazer? its not german or anything.

I'm not sure what happened to my intro thread. i see that it's locked and that a site admin posted a "read this first" thread, which was read before posting. what rule was broken or not followed?