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Will it beat a 1997 Honda CBR 1100xx from a stoplight?

Figured it out! Sorry about the massive pictures lol

Is this infamous audi with electrical problems? Its 16 years old with 240k miles Spring 2011 Jcroz returns as Ringo

I raced a Mustang today and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of canyon road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the curves have warning signs that say "15 MPH". I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling is more important than horsepower alone. I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering. three corners later, I was on his fender. Catching him was one thing; passing him would prove to be another. Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the throttle and outpower me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me more determined than ever. My only hope was to outbrake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would pass me for good. But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror. Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more than horspower and deep pockets, I had passed him. though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the canyon and I had preserved the proud tradition of another of America's best bikes. I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled so hard in my life. And some of the credit must go to Schwinn, as well. They really make a great bicycle...

I'm glad you've stuck to your guns on the forum whore thing.

Saw this on Reddit and immediately said "jbot!" ... I'm a bad person

courtesy of wilt. http://www.dorkly.com/video/6381/excite-bike

I don't understand your english, personally... Yes, I'm more right wing than Pauly on most things. Yes, I realize Obama is not representative of my political position. I also realize that over the last couple decades, there has been a pretty common theme.... Republican in the white house= boom and bust market, sharp recessions, and unemployment increases on the whole. Democrat in the white house= general prosperity, job growth, balanced budgets. now obama has had some time to work, 2 years isn't "nothing" but the housing market bust, was a hell of a hit, and it's gonna take some time to get this ship turned around. I see it turning around, more job postings, more help wanted signs... Democrats just tend to do a better job managing this socialism that we already have, I wish we didn't have it, but the republicans flat out suck at managing it, and none of them have the testicular fortitude to drastically change it... Dr. Paul talks about it a lot, so that's why he's on my radar. no more income tax... bye bye 16th amendment. will he get it done, even if he is elected? probably not, but it'd be nice to try.

2 here.

Ok why aren't they showing...

to get or not to get... that is the question

Only if the rider is flapping his arms. Chime in here Ringo!

Will we be inviting mustang gt's to this drag strip track day that ringo is running? Will there be tears?

Just stop, you are even more of a tard than the OP has already admitted to being. Using the triple post as a noob should be forbidden, it's not cool, it clearly shows you are trying way to hard, and frankly, it's insulting to some if us that have been here since the only thing you cared about in life was what you were getting for Christmas or your birthday.

Apprently I've givin you too much rep, so here's a internet high five!

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris just returned from Pakistan.

The other day I went horse riding. I have a horse and I usually go to the stables with my friends but this time I decided to go on my own after reading a story about peeing while horse riding. I put on my tight trousers and my horse riding boots. If you read my other story's you will know that i love wearing my shoes barefoot and this day was no exception. I walked down to the stables which was about a 20 minutes walk. Already my feet were quite moist and warm and I loved the feeling. As I knew I was going to be wetting my self I drank loads before I came out and by the time I got there I was getting rather desperate to pee. I got the horse out and put the saddle on and then started horse riding around the field. As I rode around the horse bounced up and down. I was horny from being desperate to pee so having my private area rubbed as well as I bounced up and down in the seat made me really turned on. After about 20 minutes a small spurt of pee escaped into my tight trousers and I instantly manage to stop the flow. 10 more minutes passed and another spurt came out. This time it was quite a long one and I felt is spread down the inside of my thighs a bit. It felt so nice. I carried on riding just ignoring it and then decided to challenge my self. I rode over a big jump and as I landed a huge flood of pee started pouring out. It poured down the inside of my legs and started filling my boots. It made my boots all warm and squishy and the flow didn't stop for about 1 and a half minutes. My boots were totally filled up to half way between my ankles and my knees. My feet felt so nice and warm and wet. I got off the horse and led it back to the stables all the time my feet were making a really loud pee squishing noise. I then decided that it wasn't time to go home. I was going to carry on riding but because no one was here I was going to make my self orgasm. I got back on and started the horse running. As she ran I tilted my hips backwards and forwards in rhythm with the motion of the seat. I got more and more orgasmic. I was turned on my having my soft little feet all wet and warm. My pussy being all soaked and warm and also the fact that I was being a very naughty girl. After about 20 more seconds I climaxed and I am sure that I screamed loud enough for the people in the other fields to hear because it felt soooo amazing. It was certainly the best orgasm I have ever given my self before. If you do horse riding and are into wetting I would definitely recommend it. Specially the 20 minute walk home in pee filled boots and trousers.

In fact you asked what we were doing on CR that night, when I can tell you I was hanging out with my 800+ credit rating and basking in the glory of not being in debt up to my eyeballs.

And so ended the OSU parking garage downhill race of 2011. Your place in the halls of heros is secured. Should I brag on my 2011 Walmart parking spot drag race?

I know how you feel. I lined up next to a guy in a dodge neon, who was really revving the motor, on my KLR650. We eye balled each other and it was on! We hit the gas and pulled off side by side. I could hear the lawn mower exhaust of the car screaming for a second. The tweet, tweet of my own exhaust confirmed I was really moving now! The steal glaze of my visor must have made the Neon owner wonder who was this speed demon? All my practice and bike maintenance was proving to be key at this moment. My heart thumping like the beat of the single cylinder engine between my legs. I quickly launched ahead and out of the corner on my eye I could see the surrender in my neighbors eyes as we reached the end of the driveways. My victory in the 2011 driveway race still thrills children on the street to this day. I REGRET NOTHING!

own it or making payments...? That's my guess. ***EDIT*** Jinu explained it, sorta... The "road skills test" is eminently easy. Not really a "test" of "skills" at all. The written part you have to pass in order to get your temps is harder. How the hell am I supposed to know if a pickup dragging a camping trailer has to stop at RR tracks, and what does it matter in regards to a motorcycle endorsement?

You guys remember that new guy from Columbus? He just posted in the Intro thread recently...whatever happened to that guy? Started more threads in 6 hours than I have in 6 months. 75PPD!!

lots of reasons, but most revolve around the size and composition of my testicles...

^^ did you eat it?

Well outrunning him is one thing. Flapping your arms...Meh a little over the top. What color was the GT? If he was so pissed off, I want to be on the look out when he decides to "get even" with the next bike he sees. How often does this happen with sports/muscle cars? I had a similar experince with an orange GT that kept reving its engine by me on my 5:00 commute home last week on River road. I'm too new to riding to be stop light drag racing and a GT looked big and aggressive compared to my little 500 so I just wanted him to get the hell away from me. I just let him go and he seemed upset that I didn't want to race him. I know, I know, old and lame, but hey right now I'm a defensive rider with only about a 2 months of riding under my belt.

they are not so bad

cool story bro. you showed that 13 second car who the boss is.

uhm... The motor and frame is a 1976 yamaha XT500... Forks and front wheel are off a 2008 gsxr rearwheel gs500 tank off a 1975 gt250 seatpan/tail made by me... rear swingarm off some 1970s i think kawasaki dirtbike...

lol Maybe his sheet slipped down over his face and he tripped and fell down the steps? I bet it's happened.

Well duh... mustangs are mostly shit economy cars... expecting one in street trim to keep up with a liter and change of sportbike is rediculous... I've shown my tail lights to zo6's before... Brag about beating up a midget or outrunning a toddler...

Newbs.

Just give us the answer, whatever you believe it to be since according to all the posts you removed from this thread, I can't trust any of the liberal media websites to give us an accurate answer to it. They're all just going to report whatever that "liberal Marxist" Obama tells them the answer is.

If anyone believes those soldiers jumped out of the helicopter with anything else than "shoot what moves" on their minds... check your common sense card at the door. This wasn't a suspect. This is someone who declared war on the US. War on you. Your family. Your friends. Whoever he could kill. And he was successful at killing 3000.

Just watched it. Lol rainy days are soo boring. Thanks

Done! Oh this is free btw qt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nFYd-YsLyo&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_39413 watch it before they take it down ...quality is watchable, its not bluray though just watched it, great movie