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my mind is in the gutter today

Yesterday a lady comes in, acts all a bitch right off the bat. Purchases 2 50.00 gift certificates for her sons or grandsons, i did not catch the entire conversation. However, while the owner was filling out the GC the lady says, "well that is just redicoulus"!, "how can you display something like that in your store"! I was damn I left a joke laying out. So the other owner heads that way, when we get to the front counter. The lady is pointing to this sign hanging on the side of the register. (see below) I Laugh to myself... and stated "if that offends you then why did you come to a gun shop". That stupid bastard wants to restrict or take everything there is about you owning or having a gun or ammo. Turned and walked away. Just thought it was funny.

I realized that this is long past due, but I wanted to briefly share with the OR Family just how satisfied I am with the work that Brian did when tuning my RC. Since I kinda went quasi-crazy with the exhaust and breather mods, the RC became a bit unstable in lower RPMs, so my dyno session wasn't going to be a quick plug-pull-adjust session. There were a few pulls, adjustments, and a considerable amount of "test riding" that took place. It was a really hot day in July, and though we were both fatigued, Brian exhausted all possibilities (including bumping my ignition timing)to create a custom map that best suited my machine. All for an extremely good rate. Long story short, I wouldn't hesitate to go back to DTM, or send any of my friends there should they need a custom map. Thanks Brian, keep it up!

I am not a fan of crotch rockets nor HD's.....Street Bikes hurt me physically....I can't sit that way for very long.....HD's are what I call chihuahua bikes......all bark and no bite..... 2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas) If you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow no stopping lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white tv era technology that you can pay too much for then this bike is for you. This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-#### tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless "old lady" you lug around with you every where you go just so you don't have to kiss her goodbye. Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you're a "son of anarchy." This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care. Why should they be different from Mom and Dad...right? If you buy it this week I'll throw in every other dumb thing I've bought just because it says "Harley" on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you're the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how "bad to the bone" you look and make you feel special spouting words like "screming eagle" and "stage one kit" and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership. So don't wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance.

I don't know, I think it represents us very well: 1. spoiled and used to borrowing to get what it needs 2. basically lazy unless it effects them directly and then the first response is to blame someone else for it not getting fixed 3. Really shitty at setting a real world budget 4. Unwilling to live by that budget 5. Treats elections like a reality show 6. Thinks the news reporters are telling both sides of the story 7. Say they care but the actions tell a different story. We fail as a population and they fail as a governing body. We're well represented.

Imma go sit on a scooter, yes I said scooter. I want a scooter, wut

Hi, Im Machine. how you doin.

you snagged this... What are you turning into 1000rrider?

Set up an Italian twin with a nice pipe. It's got all the rumble and roar, without the potato potato stutter.

That's better than what I got from that Thai "chick"!

Ferrel cats, Gods version of ballistic gelatin.

You've seen Porter shoot...Maybe something else on the farm he could hit like the barn maybe

Then my statement still stands. You may be able to screw, but if you have no penis, it ain't like you can really borrow a buddy's. Same holds true with motorcycles. You've lost your motorcycle penis. You need to get that back stat.