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If this convo gets any weirder TLC is gonna make a show out of it.

They were my dad's initials first. Maybe he's your daddy? We might be brothers!

This one time.......................... I passed up a deal that was way better than the one you posted. Bad - thanks for sharing a good deal with the group.

I don't consider it part of the wussification. I think it's more of a self-image problem. We've been convinced that we're bad people. We have been guilt-tripped and told that we're evil because we are successful. Our problems at home don't matter as much because we don't DESERVE to fix them. Hell, poor people who can't feed themselves are better off in the US than those in other countries and therefor don't need to be helped. It's all fucked up. What I would love to see: Dear World, We, The United States of America, have taken a look around our home and decided that it needs a serious cleaning. So we're going to use up some of our sick hours and take the near future off while we get some stuff done around the house. You know, some cleaning, some fixing, balancing the checkbook. A membership at the gym might be in order as well. We'll pop out from time to time to pick up the groceries and do some shopping, but that's about it. We won't have time to chat. In the meantime, we recommend you take care of yourselves and sort out your own issues. You can do it. You must. Because when we're done getting ourselves back into shape, you do NOT want us cleaning your house for you. Sincerely, Those proud motherfuckers otherwise known as, The United States of America

I used to care about this kind of stuff when I was younger. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Good read on what it takes to go 5's in the 1320 http://bangshift.com/blog/feature-a-day-in-the-life-of-the-champion-speed-shop-nostalgia-top-fuel-team.html

god people make me sick. if i caught someone stealing my cat, it wouldn't be pretty for them.

I'll plan on him showing up, then leaving before it starts

wtf, you have 4 stars now? so unfair

Lets be honest, Buells made HD's look reliable.

I already live in a better neighborhood. Criminals live in all neighborhoods though. Heck just look at public officials, how many of them turn out to be crooks and they usually live in really posh communities. :rolleyes: Granted they don't usually kick in your door to steel your money. They just put it to a vote and send you a bill in the mail.

Why no 'pull out the ccw and bust a cap in dat machine' option

Oh dear lord.....please don't tell us you are a queen!!!!!

You're surrounded by hookers and blow, and you're on the internet?

what is this Occupy OR? GTFO Hippies

I figured your kind was too lazy to remember where LBTS came from!

Pull your pants down and look. Then, look at the kitty cats. The one with the same looking parts as you is the female.

You got Woodbury'd?

Yup. Obama did it all. By opening up government lands for drilling he single-handedly increased domestic oil production. What's that you say? He didn't open up any lands for drilling? Well then how did he increase oil production? Wait? Private companies on private lands are responsible? Capitalism is responsible!? No wai!! Impossible!! Capitalism is the devil!!

Hope you didn't think I was being a smart ass. I was asking for your opinion as you seemed to be knowledgeable about it.

Not bad at all! Thinking about a small .45?

huh? where's teh funnie?

Yeah, I did that...

I hope this is aall a joke.