Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned or regulated for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down and out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. if a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that he/she be taken off the air. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a Democrat is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.> If a Republican needs health care, he shops for it, or finds a job that provides it. If a Democrat needs health care, he demands that the rest of us provide it. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can reflect on it. If a Democrat gets it, he will delete it because he's "offended".