A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two   large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was   ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.   Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am,   there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."   "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go   back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.'  "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. “Where did you get all   that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"   "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right   next to a Golf course.  A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot  hole in my fence,  right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick  me off. Kills  the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the  best of it?'    So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot  hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.  Every time some guy sticks  his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,  'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'   "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK.   Good luck ! Oh, by the way,  what's in the other bag?"   "Not everybody pays.