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The best way to tell is to slowly lick the tip. Then, gently slide it into your mouth and lick the shaft of it, gently, ever so gently, as it gets close to the esophagus to sort of meter the descent. Then, just jam it straight into your windpipe and call it a whore, a dirty dirty whore and maybe punch the base and slap your face around a little, sometimes with your hands, sometimes with the mystery mushroom. And then you take a pic of the shroom and google image search to get an idea, and then verify against whatever shroom directory that is out there. No need to thank me... I'm here to halp.

I'm not sure exactly, could be a typical mushroom breed only still at an infant stage making it tough to ID. I do know it's premature in it's growth though.....I mean look at those tiny gonads, put him back in the dirt until the scrotum has time to develop so this can be properly identified. Btw, how did your finger taste afterwards? Any weird hallucinations or got the shits this morning? We know ya licked it:D

Phallicus Symbolus

Wearing gear and not looking/acting like a squid or pirate probably helps too!! :read:

Sell it to jst2fst he likes a challenge. .. lol Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

Hey dude's I'm new here. This is a short video I made of me on my Z1000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLIFs_vyVA

Isn't that Gen3's favorite type of mushroom?

The best ones grow in ziplock sammich bags. I think.

Hell yeah ban Todd. He was trying to out do me gravedigging so I step up my game and I get a warning for post whoring! wtf!

Not on bike riding bitch but got one filling his hot tub

Or being a Brit. Which means both.

No worries Mj, I haven't tried it on..... yet.... Don't mind the hair, I got 150 miles in on the VFR and came home to find these sitting on the front porch! 9 days and counting :smilieRR:

To quote a famous comedy skit from Chris Rock. If the police have to come get you, they are bringing an ass kicking with them. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8