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... did someone wake up one morning and go, "hrm, I think I want to buy a bacon suit today". Terrible.

How can they keep a straight face?

you should make it fun and have some sort of competition for the free carts...

winter sucks, I need some entertainment.

congrats!!!

something has paid off

True. Now I can be an educated participant in porn discussions. Thanks guys!!

omg, you were just waiting to be able to use that weren't you?

May in Ohio, we'll probably have 4 feet of snow. Sounds fun though....

I like that he called his mom. Haha.

Oh my god, it's horrifying but I can't look away.

Fat people should be required to get a dancing permit or something. Nothing against them really; I'm just concerned for the safety of bystanders.

Yeah, like a really bad car accident...

Hi!

ugh, sick... you ok?

I went out last night to my fav bar and found out that the bar framed a letter that me and my friend's roomie's gf wrote to them. The letter was about why my friend stole the pool balls, and apologized for what an idiot he is. Haha.

anything good going on tonight in cbus??

like a fluffer for Peter North films?

I've decided that it has been a combination of moving to the city, watching Rosanne when I was younger, and reading posts on this website that has corrupted me.

I didn't know what a fluffer was until yesterday.

It's a near-legendary George Carlin skit. Saying it's a Blink song is like seeing a picture of the storming of Normandy and going "Hey, isn't that a scene in Saving Private Ryan?"

As Winston Churchill once said: "Study history. Study history."

Man, I'm embaressed... never saw this before. ... although I wasn't born for 7 years after this video was made, so I dont' feel that bad.

haha, thanks for the education!

no kidding... thanks, you just made me laugh for 10 mins straight.

Skied over your own thumb? How does one do that? I bet that felt great...

I have only tried boarding once. It was when I was in canada on a GINORMOUS mountain. I didnt have much success and gave up quickly. I need to try it here on the small hills.

It was fantastic. I was flying down a hill and realized I was in over my head and needed to fall, so I put my hand down on the ground and somehow skied over it. Then I tumbled down the hill long enough to think "I wonder when I'm gonna stop tumbling" & "hrm, i hope I don't hurt myself" then I hit my head. I pulled myself together just in time for several ski patrollers to tell me what a 'gnarly fall' i had... terribly long story short, I ended up at the bottom of the hill ~20 mins later with torn pants, a sprained thumb, a throbbing headache, and hurt pride (mostly from the 8 year old who was laughing at me)... yeah. So that's my story about how I vowed never to ski again...

wait, why? i'm confused....

oh.

haha

And this is why I hate the south.

Also, shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.

isn't that an old blink song?

Oh, the skiis come off, I still become mangled. I actually skied over my own thumb last time... yeah.

sounds fun! i've been wanting to try skiing

have you tried boarding before? Its been my experience that skiing results in me being mangled and in pain, but boardning, when I fall, its just a fall...

yeah... scares the bfs away. haha

uh... 62. yeah. I don't think I've ever seen him drink... he's 6'8"... i think that could get out of control if he gets drunk. haha.

I think one of those days is my dad's bday... hrmm, might have to leave the party for a couple hours then come back...

Hi Scotty O.

^haha, classy.