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jagr

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  1. You wouldn't had a good time. The neighbor had a Macaw that smoke weed and says crazy shit.
  2. Make sure you have at least one full ampule of Gypsy Tears to keep the Aids at bay. That shit is everywhere.
  3. If there's a white gixxer in your AO you need to exfil most ricky-tick.
  4. Looks like it's sold Omar. You should lust let me have the TNT.
  5. I bought a case of uberclassy beer called Miller Light. I didn't drink any of it cause Todd had mullet brew called Bud light. Indians should've fought harder. Pussys!
  6. Todd has small but soft hands.
  7. I'm shitfaced in MaxPowers backyard. I really don't know wafts going on. But after a spell of conversation inhale learned that hummingbirds are gay because they suck off flowers. Todd favors refheaded midget motochixks. Maxs neighbor has asked me if I need another beer at least 12 times. Special suace makes makes fire burn bright. Asbestos tastes like mentos. Chevy and porter are the only ones reading this right now.
  8. We need the pancake dude for this next year.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-FSTSo-poM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  10. I didn't know they were steel toe. Bonus! Thanks TB!
  11. Awesome BGV. You gonna paint it Blurple too?
  12. jagr

    mountain bike

    He's on permaban Brian. Never to return.
  13. I'm at 69% again. Does your pullstarter have a battery backup JP?
  14. WestPortsmouth sounds like a Baller-ass town.
  15. I had this day cleared for the ride. But a funera may change that. A Patriot Guard rider passed. James Pitzner. He was hit by a car while on his bike enroute to the Fallen Heros ride a month+ back and succumbed to his injuries the other day.
  16. Todd I forgot to tell you I lit a candle in your bathroom. Then I shot it out.
  17. Yeah. I like that Brit. Song makes people laugh when they hear it the first time.
  18. jagr

    That Dude...

    But after dealing with that dudes shit it makes shittys shit less shitty.
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