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  1. 2wheels>4

    what?

    Turd Ferguson
  2. Myself, Blake, and Benyen took a cruise down South of Columbus to make the best of the 70º weather. Perfect day for a ride, not too much shit on the roads, traffic was fairly light. Ended with grub in Baltimore. Next time I want to stop for a beer and a fight at that bar Blake pointed out in Hocking.... We did a bit over 150mi thru Clear Creek Metro, then out through Hocking Hills, and then back through them again. At an average of around 65-70 mph and passing every cage that got in our way. Top speed today was in excess of 120mph. (Including my riding too and from I managed about 280mi today, personally) Here are pics from a pimp ass drinking overhang back in Clear Creek Metro Park. Note: We did not separate Benyen from us because he was on a sport bike, he segregated himself.... Guess he didn't want our ugly cruisers mucking up his pretty sport bike shots... LOL
  3. All true, my poor ass and lower back!! Cruisers can be more comfortable, or not... depends on your bars, seat, and how fast you ride and I would assume your own personal posture and body make up too.... After a few hundred miles I have to stand up on the pegs a bit and adjust my junk, my poor balls get all smashed when my jeans ride up. Oh, and cruiser without windshield, plus full face helmet can mean neck strain too at speed.... Lots of people on here with many more miles than me, but generally speaking endurance in anything is gained only one way... Do it till it hurts, then go a bit farther. Repeat until nothing hurts or you die. Take Ibuprofen if necessary.
  4. I thought the extra bit on the side of the freeway was the "Bike passing lane".... LOL +1 for making it legal, about the only intelligent decision made by the CA government in memory... (well, legalizing pot is nice and all, but it is still a federal crime, so not really...) For me, speed. I can usually keep it down when I know there are cops about, but I find it thoroughly impossible to do 25mph on a bike....
  5. He was too waving at high speed, but that is because he has built in cruise control.... I waved, even used all my fingers a few times. We did a bit over 150mi thru Clear Creek Metro, then out through Hocking Hills, and then back through them again. At an average of around 65-70 mph and passing every cage that got in our way. Top speed today was in excess of 120mph. (Including my riding too and from I managed about 280mi today, personally) Here are pics from a pimp ass drinking overhang back in Clear Creek Metro Park. Note: We did not separate Benyan from us because he was on a sport bike, he segregated himself.... Guess he didn't want our ugly cruisers mucking up his pretty sport bike shots... LOL
  6. OUCH!!! Not very lady like to mock people in their time of need..... LOL It's ok, I know you are just jealous.
  7. You sick fucker, great post!! I have to go puke now, excuse me...
  8. Glad you weren't really hurt!! Any story that starts with disaster and ends with you telling it to your friends is a good one though!! +1 for wearing your gear.
  9. Gearing up to roll out now. (Ok, stumbling about in my boxer shorts moaning like Frankenstein, but that is sorta like getting ready...) I PMed you my number Ben, so give me a ring or a text if you want this morning. I will be at the 'bucks soon to ingest my morning stimulants.
  10. Keep it simple, add another forum for "outside Ohio" or whatever best fits if we must, but I joined OR to interact with people from Ohio.
  11. No single word or phrase should have so much power as to cause havoc by it's simple utterance. Words should have power because of the truth that they contain and convey. To react strongly to such simple terms depicting obscenity, racism, displeasure or curses is to give the ignorant the power in our society. Foolish to depend on, more foolish to react to. Oh, and fuck that shit, I like to curse damn it!!!
  12. Hehehe, yeah and two sides to that coin....
  13. I should be able to stop by. I will definitely ride up if I come, gotta make sure the neighbors celebrate with us!! And remember, attach the static line BEFORE you jump.... AK-74>AK-47 But M16/M4>AK-74 Fuck sheet metal, mill or forge my upper and lower or GTFO. (Not saying they aren't fun or useful, but if I have a choice...)
  14. I think I have had enough right about now. Wait, no, NOW it's enough. Should I bring extra jello? Also, can I pass out in the mulch outside the Knights?? That's kosher, right??
  15. I got the axe several weeks back myself. One of the owners comes in, gives us the heave-ho and then we get to walk past the rest of the company as the other owner tells them they are about to work harder for less money. At least I have the satisfaction of knowing they are the cause of their own downfall and that I will probably end up with a better paying job with less responsibility as a result of my experience there... Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke anyway, right? As it is, I am on vacation while I search. Good luck, because it seems the pickings are kinda slim and there is a lot of competition, even if they mostly suck.
  16. Headed to SE Ohio roads with my kindred psychos. Anyone who is game chime in or PM me. Starting in Canal Winchester at 11ish at the Home Despot on 33.... I will be at Starbucks around 1030ish trying to wake up/remove hangover. Just in case anyone afraid of a little sprinkling wants to bring a cage down and have coffee with me....
  17. Don't have to work, have gas money, gonna be almost 70ºF with only a very slight chance of isolated showers... Fuck, won't even need the rain gear for that!! (not that I will roll out without it in the bag... lol) I'm free from morning until about 16-1700hrs or so. Gotta meet a friend and get intoxicated after that.... So! I live in Dublin, I am from Knox County and I am willing to ride pretty much anywhere that I can get back to Obetz from by around 5pm. Who is game? (I said "game," not "gay." Wrong thread... sorry) Feel free to just PM me if you live close by and are up for whatever ends up being the plan. I will definitely ride, even if I'm alone. (are you ever alone when the voices keep you company?)
  18. Now THAT's crazy... not the first time I heard it, but fucking crazy. I got that a lot at work, but the best was a cashier this winter... She looks at my helmet and remarks how it is a "really good one" (it's not) and that means I must "be a real motorcycle rider" or something to that effect... I replied that, "no, it's 20 fucking degrees out, and THAT means I really ride...." I think I scared her. This is why I don't have a girlfriend....
  19. 2wheels>4

    Devry

    Fuck Devry so mother fucking hard in the god damn asshole. And don't spit on it, even if she cries. I'm sorry, what was the question again?
  20. LATE!!! Nice to put some more faces with names... not that I will remember any of them without repetition. See you all next week! Oh, and it will be almost 70ºF tomorrow.... anyone game? I am unemployed and have gas money to burn! I could go for a nice long ride from morning till around 4 ish... PM me if you are feeling froggy.
  21. Or add to the charges... some cops have no sense of humor, and some even have the odd sense that taking bribes is wrong... Losers. Keep in mind that these are CRIMINAL statutes... Providing you did nothing which would expose you to CIVIL liability, these will work... Civil statutes have much longer limits... upwards of 21yrs for real estate law.. From the ORC (Ohio Revised Code) 2901.13 Statute of limitations for criminal offenses. (A)(1) Except as provided in division (A)(2) or (3) of this section or as otherwise provided in this section, a prosecution shall be barred unless it is commenced within the following periods after an offense is committed: (a) For a felony, six years; (b) For a misdemeanor other than a minor misdemeanor, two years; © For a minor misdemeanor, six months. (2) There is no period of limitation for the prosecution of a violation of section 2903.01 or 2903.02 of the Revised Code. (Note: Murder/homicide) Now, since you are a normal law abiding citizen, I am sure any "youthful indiscretions" you may or may not have committed are well in the past and perfectly safe.... So lets hear it! LOL
  22. How much, you say?? I mean, that's disgusting!!!
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