Oh. I see what you did there. My original responses was posted while exceptionally drunk. Now that i'm dealing with the fog of a hangover the light bulb is lit. My bad.
You'll fit right in. You'll enjoy the guys starting up their Harley's and banging them off the rev limiter and then shutting them down. The only think better was the old guy running the clutch out on his Harley up and down the road next to the camp site.
I guess stopping people on carts at our DUI check point and telling cetain members of the opposite sex they had failed cetain medical tests in front of thier significant others would fall into one of those catagories.