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Just cause I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not all out to get me 

shadowbans??  people have been shadowbanned?

Looks like weds is best for me

1 hour ago, Casper said:

We should definitely throw something together then! How does Wednesday the 28th or Thursday the 29th look? 

lol I’ll find out if my cousin in law Bob will come with me since I think he works (or worked?) at your company. 

i'll be in columbus between xmas and new years if it works out that way.

thanks, i had a pretty good birthday.

The bills are either authentic or passable enough that the hookers and blow dealers won’t notice. 

Got my Monopoly money. Bike is sold. Thanks for the fun chat everyone. Feel free to close the thread. 

I’m hoping summer camp will accept my Monopoly money $100s just like I do for $5 handies 

coincidentally, he just messaged me to let me know he got cash instead and sent me a picture of 2K bundles.  maybe this is really happening.  i will finally be able to afford to pay for summer camp for my kids LOL

maybe the person who messaged me on FB will be on here and i'll feel a little better about it, but someone is offering to come by tonight with a cashier's check and take my bike (in person).  At this point, this person had not even looked at the bike in person yet.  what should i do?  do i go into this with blissful naivete and let him ride off into the literal sunset with my bike and me holding the potentially fraudulent cashier's check in one hand and my dick in the other?

I have an electric kick scooter that goes about 40mph so my penchant for high risk for relatively low gain situations is still alive and kicking 

more like #stupidfinancialdecisionsishouldhavestoppedmakinginmy30s

i only bought this bike to inflict pain and suffering on myself every time i look at it.  actually riding it wasn't so bad.  it's probably the only "cruiser" type bike I could tolerate at the time... oh well, i should probably just sack up and ride it every once in a while, but i really wanted to try to fit all 3 cars into my garage cause 2 of them need to share a charger.  i did recently install a charger at my work so that might alleviate that, but not having to walk outside during winter time before getting in the car would be huge.  i dunno, maybe i just need to move the bike and/or the mid-life crisis car to the shop when it's shitty out and that will alleviate my desire to make room in the garage.

I wouldn’t get enough for them to justify the sunk costs lol

I'm selling my 2014 Ducati Diavel Strada.  The strada stands for "it comes with semi-rigid tail bags"

It has the factory optional termignoni exhaust so you know your penis isn't as small as some little bastard with a inline 4 rice rocket.  It also has 160+HP, so never mind, fuck those little pissants and their 110hp lawn mowers.  It's also comfy and handles about as well as a cruiser, and uglier than sin.... but that's a feature.

I also wired it up for electrical accessories with a power-let and set it up to work with my heated jacket.  It's been used on maybe 3 occasions.

i'll put up pictures later, but it has 17K-ish miles.  Tires are in good shape with plenty of tread, but have a few years on them.  Not sure how old they are.

$8500 for my OR homies

If you buy my bike, I will let you risk your life riding my 40mph electric kick scooter that I'm using as a meager bandaid to tide me over until I wake out of this nightmare of being too lazy to ride my perfectly good bike phase of my midlife crisis.

For those of you seeking the transportation solution that nobody ever needed or asked for:  The overly burdensome and awkward hitch mounted motorcycle carrier, now made in cold hard steel so it's heavy on top of being a stupid idea and bulky.

Here's the link to the place I bought it from a few years ago: https://www.ebay.com/itm/392091886101

I bought it and literally used it once to move my stupid (but awesome) scooter that I couldn't fit into the truck bed cause I had too much crap inside.  I added traction tape to make it actually useful.

Selling my Ducati (don't be excited, it's the abomination Diavel) so I will no longer have a bike I can move with this thing.  One day, I will have a supermoto again when my kids no longer require my continued physical earthly presence to live long happy lives.

Until then, this things needs to GTFO of my garage.

There is no shipping this thing.  $200 located in Pepper Pike.  come get it!   But not this weekend, cause I will be busy.  But starting monday evening, come get it so it doesn't fall over and crush my 5 or 7 year old child.

thanks!

30 minutes ago, TimTheAzn said:

Buddy was running his newly rebuilt porsche cayman s there last year and I came up to watch and let him use my lap timer. First time there and drove all day. PB for the day was in the 19's somewhere.

nice!  gotta love the caymans.

4 hours ago, TimTheAzn said:

I'll give someone $10 if they get under 20's at Nelsons in one of those rental cars.

For those of you ignorant people I mean 1:20.

hmmm some of the car guys probably do track days/road race or at least auto X.  they could probably hit 20's with 500+ HP assuming they're allowed to wring it out a little.  I think some of the decent S2000 guys were hitting 20's?  Not sure what the car times are like there.

4 hours ago, bowdog said:

All the women are old?

I think he's referring to the mullets and sleeveless shirts.  

oh wow that's excellent.  who is the owner/operator?

Ah, well yes... the dumpster fire must burn ever brighter

Where are my rep points, Summer?

i hope everyone who participated in this "conversation" are still all doing ok, regardless of your stance.  Has anyone's opinions changed on this now that it's been over a year?