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i only drink the finest batches of natty light. the kind that has been used to bathe ping pong balls.

kill those fingernails with fire

your friend should spend his shiny insurance check on my buell 1125cr or 998s or rsv1000r factory. or buy them all. what a bargain!

CRAPOLA I forgot to buy some gift certificates before the december 23rd deadline. maybe they'll have another sale? pretty please? lol

this is a conundrum. i love grattan, but i also love beaver. but i'm too cheap to cough up $35 and $75 for both nesba and stt. what to do?!?!?!!!11!!1!1 ok, i'll probably end up just getting both memberships, but i don't have to like it.

no wolves, no tint, brah!

noobs. let this be a lesson to you: always use a hi-point for fantasy gun sex.

were we that rowdy? lol

bamp. still have the yosh slip on and it's still in great shape. I have the corbin as well. I should probably post this stuff on 600rrnet too lol

congrats on taking the big step!

i blame the public schools hmmm i should probably point out this popped up when i searched "michigan sucks" in google image search lol

no worries brah, only $150/hr i'm cheaper than lawyers wut wut

mmmmm... silenced full auto. one day, i'll get my ffl back and cough up the 1500 extra or whatever it was so i can make this crap.

...i would fuck flo fo sho

don't lie brah, you totally meant it. we're just waiting for you to tell us how "for those 12 seconds or more, you're free" also, I'll see all you homos at race wars.

for the first two years of my relationship with my chinese mail order doll, i was driving from cleveland to columbus every weekend (she worked weekends... as she should). then, she graduated from school, and decided that working in AZ would be a great idea for 2 years (about 2400 miles away). Somehow, with a very high speed internet connection, lots of torrent/p2p programs and having multiple connections to private pr0n servers, we made it through. now she lives with me at my house, works full time, barely pitches in for expenses (I have absolutely NO idea where the rest of the money goes...), and does a semi-ok job at keeping my house clean. we're going on 7+ years. trust me, it is much easier to let HER do the breaking up. I'm slowly wearing away at this one, though. they ALL give in, eventually.

i got a NES. wanna fight about it?

damn that rap music

PS3 cause bluray pr0n looks better than HD-DVD pr0n.

i enjoy movies where there are sound effects in space.