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i'd lend you mine, but mine has herpes

quick, how many lightsaber jokes can we make in 60 seconds?

i recommend buying a 22lr for plinking at the range and a pump shotgun for home defense type of thing. if you wait for the right deal, you can get a shotgun with a short barrel (home defense) and long barrel (skeet skeet skeet shooting). normally, after you've purchased your first gun, most people generally go insane with lust and start buying handfuls of them. I think I purchased something like 5 guns within the first 6 months after buying my first handgun (walther P99, which I still have and love the most). it's the only way to achieve yellow belt in mall ninjutsu.

i'm rubber, you're glue! whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! you got served.

butt if it doesn't vibrate, what's the fucking point?

bush/obama/reagan/carter's fault

http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=66331 they look gross (especially if you use them for a while without cleaning lol) but they work very well. at least for me.

if you've seen my O face, you'd be excited too.

if it wasn't so far away, i think i'd give this serious thought. I'll ask a couple of my friends that live out that way to see if they are interested.

OP, please fill this out and have it back to me by friday.

.......BWAHAHAHAHAHA to jagr

i can't wait to show the TSA my O face when i get groped

cloud computing is for porn

the only way they could make it better is if they built in a fleshlight

very sorry to hear

most americans who use guns to kill people are black, white, and mexicanese, therefore, only asians should be allowed to own and carry guns. they're the only kind that can be trusted with such responsibilities. bet you can't prove me wrong

proud moments

but they were soooo close. surely, they have learned their lesson and will get to at least 14 stories before it inevitably collapses.

bwahahahaha

try a shark rsr2 if it'll fit your head shape.

what could possibly go wrong?

i'm patenting this exhaust mod. i always wanted smoke stacks on that bitch. also, before people ask if i'm ok, this happened like 2 years ago.