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i know kung fu

penis the same

why don't we have a 1000rrrider track day extravaganza? we'll just all show up at the ohio riders track day (if we ever plan one) and then hire some umbrella girls who are excessively motivated by money to do things to a midget that is potentially illegal in 13 states.

Btw, his name is earl. Right wing nut jobs can't even redact "right" gawd!

prison rape ever

it uses love and puppy fat

i didn't realize a career services department would want to send a resume with LESS detail. are they sending these things off to law firms on your behalf, or are they providing a list of possible interns pre-screened or what? do law firms not accept resumes sent by individuals?

lololololol i can't rep right nao, gotta peanut butter it around

http://www.cyclenews.com/articles/road-racing/2011/01/10/learn-from-troy-bayliss For only $450 for beginners to $2600 for "highly advanced" riders. Also, it's in Italy, so it might cost a couple bucks to get there, but whatevs, brah.

i've listened to his show. he's a fucking tardass.

ophiuschus, I choose you! no really. that's what I am now. I'm gonna go wrap my dick around some sticks. wait, wat

that is NOT right. and hey now, teaching children a good work ethic from a young age isn't "slavery"... it's more like... "good parenting". don't hate brah

do they give breaks at the nail salon for you to go eat something that isn't pho?

iam on you're side and please watch you're hurtfulness meter when you come at me hardcore like that brah i almost pissed off as soon as i read it and unlike tuesdays i dont have my spare unders with me this time couldve been mad bad brah and just cuz i dont know you brah doesnt mean i cant be on youre side brah i two hate when stupid poor people get all full of famousness

i forget, are you chinese, japanese, or one of these?

cuz brah, come on now! you TOTALLY served tbutera by challenging him at all aspects of life. I'm on YOUR side! and why do you say such things full of hurtedness? don't be so mad, brah. so much mad-ness.

you should learn to read betterererererer

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!

so... what you're saying is, you challenge him at all aspects of life? pretty please?

i have 3 on backorder. they're stuck in customs, along with my green lasers and lolex. it was only about tree fitty, shipped.

in my spare time, i do it til the head turns purple and blue. i do it on the couch, the washer/dryer (in that order), the kitchen, the toilet, the patio, the roof, behind the TV, near the ashes of loved ones passed, driving past graves, in school, at graduation, in bars, in clubs, in strip clubs, church, restaurants, movie theaters, pools, at the track, on the bike, and so much more. yup. i sure do love holding my breath just to see how long i can go without breathing.

yeah, welcome noobsauce!

i'll fuck anything?

i think this is about as "bad" southwest ever gets unless their PR firm is just solid gold. And i wouldn't say this is exactly all that bad. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20344142,00.html

I'm giving this thread a rating of 2 herpderps