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  1. i'm, of course, talking about road courses. you guys are talking about drag strips, so I tried to veer it towards a non-ghey subject area. jaaaaaaaaay kaaaaaaaaaaay i was just brining my very limited perspective of it to the discussion, that's all.
  2. that was a VERY NSFW link. I don't give a crap, but just wanted to warn others before they click... but rep for you and then i saw the nsfw! thing
  3. too bad we're not all born ninjas. oh well, sucks to your ass-mars
  4. i can't launch a bike worth a shit. But when everyone converges on T1, I don't want to be there anyway. too skeered
  5. i'll take "poor excuse for an M249 SAW" for three fitty, alex
  6. rob me, bitch. I fucking dare you. i'm always packing. it also keeps my arms warm during winter
  7. you squint a lot? you're good at math? you're generally more successful at all aspects of life than other races? you're either a: doctor, lawyer, engineer, laundromat owner, nail salon owner? you collect pokemon? you're good at tennis, violin, piano, cello, kung fu, all strategy games, diablo, starcraft, WOW, street fighter (all of them), and using chopsticks? you don't have black hair, and of course it's not your penis... we've already established the smelly vagina bit.
  8. our people prefer zipper head. slant eye is OUR word, only we can say that to each other. it's offensive when you people say it. and fantasies are for bitches. duct tape some rubbery ones to your hands and feet and go to town, son!
  9. your best opportunity will be when jrmmiii threatens some poor saps with slitting their throat if they won't eat his smelly pussy. just be ready. remember: woolly socks, patch of carpet, rapid shuffling, shouts of "take that you dirty hippy", profits.
  10. is it cause you wear really woolly socks and will rapidly shuffle on a patch of carpet whilst tazering said bro? you know, for that extra, "take that you dirty hippy" kick?
  11. has anyone used this stuff?
  12. jbot

    i want peni

    unless she's goin' for a black guy that was my MLK day joke. enjoy
  13. jbot

    i want peni

    i blame the rap music
  14. jbot

    i want peni

    he's just checking for loose ends.
  15. where do you guys get these 8yr olds from? retirement homes?
  16. i am simultaneously honored and horrified that my name gets tossed around like a pink/brown salad when referencing domesticated animal meals. ...dogs are more tender.
  17. why not walrus? you have a problem against the track or somethin?
  18. a couple things I could think of that was probably already suggested: uninstall IE, Firefox, etc. download fresh windows 7 compatible versions of chrome, firefox, ie, opera, whatever from one of your web capable comps, load to USB drive, install on windows 7 comp. I would do this in safe mode without networking, just in case. possible download spybot and run it in safemode without networking. I would imagine you'll have to load it the same way as above. malwarebytes has always been more effective than spybot, but spybot seems to do a lot from "immunizing" browsers from getting fucked. i'll try to think of more crap latar.
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