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i think isaac's papa should owe 96_tour_glide some chicken wings, even if he has to borrow money from the bank (...or mom and dad!!!) to get it done.

big black daddy has no exclusivity contract with any body. that's what i meant by bbd, btw. what were you thinking it meant?

is that a sigh of "ok ok, i see what you're saying" or a sigh of "you gaiz just don't understand! it's not like I have anything to doooooooooo!!! waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh waaaaaaaaahhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaahmbulamps!!!!! i'm entitled to play on teh intrawebz while i'm getting paid to do a job that will soon go to india because those guys don't play on the intrawebz, do the same job, get paid a small fraction of what I do, and don't whine like a little bitch when you're asked to do the job they're paid for because they can be immediately be replaced by a guy with a graduate degree in CIS!!!!"

that's really what i was off doing. searching for your puppies, looking for curbs. ...and a wok

it was an awesome-0 time. the duckling did great, and he followed me right into the jaws of 536 because i'm a numbnuts and just pull into the first sign for any road without following the arranged route. on the other hand, 536 was in the best shape it's been in a long time (at least, for me). the only weird part was there are "road closed" signs and the tar strips are VERY slick, at least for my bt016's and/or my vajayjay. but amazingly, no gravel or anything. todd and garrett, sorry i made you wait around for us. if it's any consolation, 255 was pretty shitty. todd, thanks for leading. nice to meet you all!

214 UNDERWOOD STREET ZANESVILLE, OH 43701 (740) 452-7076 rt 60 exit off 70E. it's been posted many times. we're ROLLING OUT by 10am guys, get there earlier than that if possible. if you KNOW you're going to be late, post up so we can ridicule and ultimately, wait for you. for everyone, i'm not leading this ride, but here are some suggestions: as has been posted, there will be a range of riding from "spirited" to "newb" pace. if you wanna go fast, go right ahead. if you want to go slow, by all means. if you're going fast and you don't want to wait, no problem: just let us know what route you plan on taking and vice versa if you're going slow and want to split off. do NOT break off without letting the group know cause we will search along the road for you, wondering if you fell off a cliff into a big patch of thorn bushes. do NOT try to play a game of keep up with the guy in front of you, you'll just look ghey for trying to get a glimpse of his ass. do NOT asspack the guy in front of you, unless you know he's really interested and is into you... if he is slowing you down, get past him at the next stop, or straight section or corner if you're in a big fucking hurry. keep in mind, we are not racing: you will not win anything. nobody cares how fast someone can go on the street other than as a reference. if you like to ride fast with your friend, go ahead... JUST DON'T RIDE IN OVER YOUR HEAD. gear: you can do what you want, but i'd highly recommend being in helmet, jacket, jeans, gloves, and ankle high boots at minimum. wear leathers if you want. look for a purple/grey ninja 500 and beat to shit yellow 600rr. get there early so we can roll out by 10AM see you guys there!

i'm so sorry for your loss.

let's just meet in zanesville. about how long do you suppose our route will be?

some guys will ride like they're getting chased by the choppa, and me and my friend will be riding a very sane pace. don't worry about the group pace, just your own.

why didnt you put a bbd joke in there? what were you thinking?!

i KNEW that's what it was going to be. i considered getting those but wanted to learn by doing with some cheaper stuff first (I only just finished my starter 7.1 not too long ago). anyway, that's the last of this OT.

saying "there is absolutely no fucking way that gulf of africa oil spill is fitting in here" is not the same as "soliciting".

you could at least tell us what your speakers are

whatevs, you can't stop me. you're not even coming anyways I H8 U!!!!!11!!1!1!11

we can skip 536 and do 255 instead. it's close enough right? lol jporter, you can pass me anytime, baby.

did i mention 85 VF500F Interceptor, and 04 Ninja 250 Ninjette are not allowed on this ride? ...heh heh

i planned it specifically so you wouldn't be able to attend.

I think we all like dog. such gamey deliciousness. oh, no, come on now. it's ok for me to make fun of indians cause i have a certifiably hindi friend whose family owns a textile factory and a chain of convenients and one of them is a PharmD who also happened to get into an arranged marriage. short of him singing and dancing about putting his dot on in the morning (aka bollywood) that's about as hindi as it gets. also, i have black friends, so I'm allowed to say things like "gangsta" "ridin dirty" "fried watermelon chicken" and "tang". now that said, i would not have chosen tech savvyness and never in a mirrion years would I have picked ANY blizzard RPG or strategery game as a point of contention with a far east asian. let's be reasonable. i dunno... i used to have my giant flaring left nostril as my avatar, so I got nothin. also, i don't comment on the sexual preferences of my fellow azns cause admiral ackbar isn't always there to warn you about the trap.

i like to change it up here and there. also, who let the long rice asians in here? hey, we'll stick to making nikes and wearing our rice farming hats, and you guys stick to your tech support call centers and that dot thingie. it only "counts" if "you people" have a doctorate or textile factory of some kind and are useful for networking.

but you can get a rsv4 for like 13~14

i guess that kinda depends on how we want to get to the "good" roads. If you guys normally take 33 or 70, we can meet near wherever there is a convenient exit by the SE section of 270 and 33 or 270 and 70. hell, we can meet in zanesville, for all i care. I say whatever time we meet by, we roll out by 9am. unless we're meeting in zanesville... then we can roll out by like 10am. earlier is better too. i wasn't sure how "gung ho" you guys were about early departure.

do you need to fill out a form HFR?

silly chinese people... they're the mexicans of the eastern hemisphere. jaaaaaaaaaaaay kaaaaaaaaaaaaay

you should see him "work the corner" in the bathroom stall of many bars in lakewood. someone let me know once this thread goes full gangbang.

but how would she have gotten it to do the vein throb?