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if you see 2 asians, 1 cuban, and anywhere from 1~5 whities running amok around 5pm-ish through the streets, that'll be us. i plan on eating some mac and cheese.

welcome! is icy serpent your porn star name?

well, if those balls weighed a 100~150lbs (since that's about the weight difference), then yes, you'd be totally right. but of course, you also mean the power difference, but i've found that i'm not much of a power junky. if i was, i think i would've bought a zx14 or s1000rr or some other penis enhancement product by now. i'll just keep jelqing it instead.

so what do those convicts call "trekkies"?

sat i'll be at nelson's ledges and sunday, i'll be in tremont, yukking it up with some hippies.

the CR is actually great, and i would keep it if i didn't have a hankering for a supermoto. i have too many "sportbikes". the CR is probably the best bike for the street i've had, but i really should've bought a supermoto from the beginning. it's also been the most reliable, strangely enough.

did you at least take it over 6000rpms before you decided this?

very sorry to hear about this.

jizzbot always provides the money shot predictably and reliably with a 100000 mile warranty? at least, that's what she and consumer report says.

when i first heard that they had managed to plug the big black gusher, i thought to myself, "so UP finally got that vasectomy" but you were talking about THAT spill. yeah, that's kewl. i know how they can clean it up... us clevelanders know all about that shit: just light entire gulf on fire. it'll burn it clean, son. wut wut

make sure you buy it back if it's less than say... $800. unless the the forks, motor, and frame really are trashed.

Hai Gaiz A few of us are going to Nelson's Ledges on Saturday, July 17th (yes, that's in like 2 days) because we have nothing better to do. Also, a track day at a bumpy track is better than not riding at the track. also, i have to use up to certificates for motoseries/fasttrax, so fuck you don't judge me. anyways, if you haven't signed up by now, you're probably not going, but if you ARE going, you can look for us there. We'll probably be parked by the Pit In entrance. The roll call so far: me (int./open) skrewloose (adv) trmn8tr (int) walther_gsp (int.) notevenblueanymoreeyesore636 (adv) and his super fast friend (int) as per usual, i'll be on my beat to shit POS 600rr with yellow/black/cracks street plastics. for those of you saying "waahhh nelson's is so bumpy, wahhhh" plug that sandy vag and ride. it's really not bad enough to matter. that said, i'd probably be doing grattan or midOh instead if i could lolololololol see you there!

in an attempt to be moar tin foil hat conspiracy theorist than the tea party, i like to think that the tea party is just a sad attempt by the republican party to bring the many ron paul supporters they lost back to their voting block. also, every group always has some small group of fucking retards. if your best criticism of a group of people is to single out the tards of your "opposing" group, rather than focusing on the meat of their ideas, then perhaps consider that you are part of the small section of fucking retards in your group. what happened to this thread? when we were fucking around earlier, it was just stupid but mildly amusing photochops and memes going back and forth. now there's just walls of meaningless useless text (much like this one you're reading) and a lot of "hurr durr"ing. bring back the pics right meow

you should be ashamed of yourself.

also... MOARRR FEARRRRR wut wut

i blame al gore

i will form a spin off of the democratic party and call it the donkey punch fest. why can't there be a version of ron paul that is younger and less psychotic about certain things?

my cbr has a corbin. it is great, but not for track riding. for street riding though, it is nice.

i think it was a hate crime because they were hatin' on a playa. don't hate the playa, brah, hate the game. it would've been funnier if they beat him unconscious with used dildos, like a billy club. or a double ende... never mind. yeah, like a billy club!

what nao, bitch?!

he must've been RRRRRRRRRReeaaally drunk to 1. hit on her, and 2. get his ass kicked by 2 kitchen appliances. heh heh

they call them bikies? really? god bless the aussies.

well, they say they don't keep the records, but... meh. whatever. lbts glws, etc etc

i buy mine with recently removed gold teeth.