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  1. i'm just trying to find a way to justify spending too much money on boots that will look and feel good right up until it grenades my ankles in 14 places when i crash. and don't complain about having big feet. you never see clowns losing their balance with their giant feet... shieeet, you could probably sleep standing up since it's physically impossible to topple over. THAT'S why big foot never gets caught, you know. he never sleeps on his back. also, it's scientifically proven you all have big ol' wangs. I submit Exhibit A: all pr0n stars.
  2. i heard certain types of vasectomies are reversible? i'd just hold "Pulling out for Beginners" classes. advanced members can learn blind zombie and pearl necklace techniques and much MUCH MUCH MOARR
  3. jbot

    base layer

    i think the formula you want is: some sort of base layer thermal, top and bottom (cold gear, or some equivalent) regular fabric thermal shirt and leggings something wind resistant (like a softshell for top, and you might be ok for pants if you have riding pants that aren't perforated and a sturdy leather jacket. if it'll be under 40 you'll want more layers probably... it might seem like overkill, but you'll be glad to have all the layers after 2 hours on the highway at 45 degrees plus windchill. And the nice thing is, you can take off the layers as it gets warmer.
  4. CAYATE! did i do that right?
  5. i use only the best in my car: Generals! puahaahahahahahahaa i dont think they make motorcycle tires though. shame.
  6. i hope i never ever find out! but they are used by a couple racers, though not nearly as widely as Sidi's. I just know they reviewed well, and are very comfortable. they sure feel like they would do the job, though.
  7. you suckers... putting your retirement savings into the stock market?! i've just been buying lottery tixxxx! and throwing the losing tickets at the homeless and tell them it's a $5 winner. their irreconcilable wailing upon finding out the truth makes sweat with joy. i call it joy sweat. i'm going to market it as a sports drink in japan. I guess I'm a little late to the game
  8. shiiiieeet son, how you goin' to pose without pumas?! srsly, i <3 my pumas. lol
  9. go spinnaz in chrome with anodized flamez, or go home! for tires, i wouldn't hesitate to use pirelli.
  10. the funnay part about all this is that some of the people posting on here are doing this while they're "working". getting paid to do nothing... sounds familiar, doesn't it? well, at least it's not crack. oh no he didn't! oh, yesh he did! and so on and so forth.
  11. lol you'd be amazed at how easily amused I am. it was a pleasure to join in on the drama-laden cluster fuck. i think we learned a bit of something from both events. lol.
  12. First of all, let me make it clear that I have NO ties whatsoever with this company, other than I coerced my loving gf into buying this for me. Full Yosh RS-5 system for CBR600 03-04 stainless pipers and Ti muffler it is $391 + about $12.50 for shipping to cleveland area (I'm sure it's similar to ship to everywhere else in ohio) i think they also have a similar system for 05-06 bikes for a bit more. others have ordered this on 600rrnet already, and it appears to be a legitimate sale (it is listed in the overstock section) if this isn't allowed, please feel free to remove. i only posted cause i knew there were lots of 600rr owners on this board, so if you have the want and the means, this is a pretty good deal, in my opinion.
  13. i typically don't equate sheep fucking with "bad ass" but I guess one could call OR "bad ass" if the sheep was really shitty in bed and all in all was cold and just wasn't into it, and eventually fell asleep while being porked by said sheep fucker. also, "Ohio Riders" doesn't seem like a proper motorcycle gang name... I'm still trying to think of one that would fit, though. I mean, maybe if it was "OHIO RYDAHZZZZ" or something. I'm working on it.
  14. i going to go steal an engine from a VFR and shove it in the aprilia and slap RSV4 stickers all over it. it will be for the win.
  15. i want to be in a harmless motorcycle gang. who's going to make this happen?!
  16. i, for one, popped my "thread started by me, LOCKED" cherry. hurray for small victories.
  17. ......backpack? that's how i usually carry my goods that can't fit into my cavernous vag, tail bag, or pocketses. if that's going to be a big pain, then... wait, don't you have a cruiser? you should be able to fit massive amounts of luggage all over your bike, can't you? but srsly, back pack. any will do, unless you can't have one for some reason.
  18. i ended up making the drive from mentor to solon 3 times so i could take my class (my local classes were booked til forevar, like you). you may have to do that... believe me, the MSF is totally worth it, and it's a lot more fun to do it that way than have some portly disgruntled state trooper yell at you. but as far as temps, it's like $11... just go get it. it takes all of 10 minutes go fly through the computer/written test. the lines are the only thing that pisses me off. if you're busy with work, you should be able to sneak out during lunch time or during saturday... a lot of the exam stations are open on saturday because of this type of thing. good luck, whatever you end up doing.
  19. i figured it's less illegal for me to ride longer distances with head phones on than fall asleep and make myself a chunky non-moving (yet, yielding) barrier for a car moving at high speed.
  20. miata's are one of the OG's of fun to drive cars. the S2000 is more my cup of tea, but there's a good reason why spec miata racing is the shiz. next, drive a fairly rare mazdaspeed miata. those are light, tight, and has a turbo for great justice. they aren't comfy, but they weren't supposed to be.
  21. lol it's all good, i was having some fun. at least you didn't spit on me and call me Sir Chinks-a-lot. just think of the possibilities.
  22. i dunno... you have to cheggout the ass pucks he's got. they are ground down to the cheek. super hardcore, i tell you.
  23. i'll be at mid-O april 25-26 and at least one other guy (he's only for sure coming that sat and he'll be in advanced or intermediate). i'm riding novice both days, unless they recommend me to move to the toddler speed group or intermediate. not sure which it'll be just yet. i just know i'm damn excited.
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