Uncle Punk

I would have been on this ride but I was already committed to a dual sport ride the same day.

What am I doing on a dual sport ride with a street bike I can't tell you. 

Just spitballing here as I don't know of a real solution for the problem. Look to see if their Buell solution leads you to your own solution. 

$20 is $20 dollars is how the cagers earn their money performing sexual favors.

Our two wheeled Oriental/Jew has no problem with the maths he's just internally conflicted. 

We could probably get to 88 MPH before turn one from pit out, from there we could probably just dial in a new and improved Ohio-Riders track record.

5 hours ago, TimTheAzn said:

I'll paypal $10 the first to break under the 1:20 mark whenever you do this.

How interesting. I might have to work on this. I don't have a car capable of doing this but I have access to a base Cayman that would be fun to try taking your $10.

On 4/11/2022 at 10:25 AM, Tonik said:

 

 

   That was a pleasure to watch. You took directions extremely well.

  Not sure if I like the defined markers for every aspect of the lap. Different vehicles have different strengths and attributes which could change some of those markers drastically. A light car without much horsepower should have different braking and turn in markers that a heavy high horsepower car has.

  The ride along I did was with an instructor that was putting on the trackday. He was easily the fastest street car there and we passed everything on the track except for a single seat kit car that had a motorcycle engine in it. Tim can keep his $10, that small of a bet makes him sound like he could be part Jewish. 

I have done a free ride along in a Z06 that lapped at 1:12:XX. Completely different experience in a car. Strapped in a harness I thought I was going to end up with bruised shoulders from the heavy braking. Little feel of acceleration though, nothing like a motorcycle. Car was stock with the exception of an extensive brake upgrade.    

The fluid ADD curiosity with this one is all over the place. Last I heard you were trying to party in slow motion on an pontoon. 

46 minutes ago, Pauly said:

Boomercode? 

You BMW riders are so dense. Bimmercode is a reprogramming tool to change options on BMW vehicles. It has words instead of numbers

1 hour ago, Otis Nice said:

Invaders? CR invaded OMG? lol

To answer your question what you want to do is go ahead and disconnect your speakers. Boom. Problem solved. 

You're welcome. 

Now, to actually try to be of assistance, it can be turned off.

Maybe this might be an option.

Thanks, those are options. Not nearly as elegant of a solution as Bimmercode. I'm a Boomer and don't want to code, I just want to flip switches on or off

2 minutes ago, Casper said:

Even his mom is probably too young for you, geezer. 

You never know, I could be his daddy

On 3/23/2022 at 10:56 AM, excell said:

Relax, grandpa 😁

Send me pictures of your mother.

On 3/22/2022 at 6:04 PM, Tonik said:

Relax, he is a computer consultant. You know what they say about consultants.

I don't know what they say about them, here is what google says.

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provide short-term expert help and advice in a particular field or industry

I hope it's something derogatory so we can use it to settle his young ass down with the Boomer comments. He is really hurting my feelings.

Might as well take advantage of the invaders while they are here.

I have a 2020 Ford Explorer that pipes fake engine noise through the speakers when it's put in sport mode. Any way to get rid of that annoying shit?

That's it, I really need to be a moderator now. This busting on us boomers has to stop! Don't these young fucks know that they are supposed to be polite and respect their elders?

1 minute ago, Casper said:

Nevermind the fact the car website died and the motorcycle site saved it. 🤔 

I am having a 1969 Chevelle restored, it should be done by April 2023.

6 minutes ago, Tonik said:

It will be nice having them around. They can haul our shit down to the Gap.

 

They can even bring the women folk with them. No worries about the women finding the cars guys attractive, at least not mine she doesn't like the feminine boys. 

Plus clowning on the car guys is a nice bonus.

3 minutes ago, Casper said:

Isn’t that how it’s always been? 

It's nice to receive the affirmation. 

I kinda dig that the motorcycle guys around here are Kings and the cars guys are just clapping jesters.

1 minute ago, Casper said:

I didn’t fire him. I don’t think. Pretty sure he left to follow the whole fornicating with sheep thing. DTC4LYFE

We all knew he was good at that sort of thing, not surprised he went professional.

3 minutes ago, Fonzie said:

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

Sounds like a fun time.

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Fonzie stepped down? I thought he was fired! Last thing I remember he gave me my name as Black Tod, changed my avatar then disappeared. 

This is some fucking bullshit and I want my money back.

I'm already seeing names I don't recognize and I hate them already. I expect to see a bunch of whiny cage driving bitches fuck up this whole place.

Is Tonik in charge of everything now? I want to complain to the head guy in charge not some minion.

Can I be a moderator of this new shit?  

Speaking of politics. Anyone hear about Ukraine?