NightRider

I don't mean to get into anyone's business, but prior protection orders, etc, etc, or after?

Todd can blow hot breath down your neck...if it makes you feel any better.

lol. I'd like to see him try and get in.

I'll figure something out. I appreciate it though.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is:""Always keep your condoms in your car.

Ahh ok. Yeah i know what you mean. Girly fruity drinks. +1. Polishing off a bottle isn't a problem. Anyone have an idea of what a cab ride runs towards Lancaster?

Beat me to it. That's crazy though. And Nick bro, when you look like freddy kruger, i'm sure you won't be able to do much fighting. As much as you would want too.

Jc....what ever happened to a good old fashioned beat down?

Give me a no# (money wise) for the bottle of soco, and i'll drink it all myself. Or....i can unfortunately....share.

lol. Cool. I was thinking about street fighting mine, but sold it to a member here. Good luck with your ride.

Never mind...lol.

Did you just refer to yourself as Jchill? A brother of a friend i know, calls himself J-ice...and he's 17. What year is your bike? I had a 97...and recently wrecked it.

Oh...got it. Your the one humping the bike though.... Nice ninja edit btw.

lol.

The only problem i see with that is, if someone really wanted to be vindictive...they could show contact from here, prior to a restraining/protection order. I guess the only thing that would help are the time stamps. Then again...it just depends on the judge...etc.

They're all green lights, except maybe for the 1st one.

Nice lid. If Mr Anderson, takes a break from work here soon...you 2 can start a ninja 250 posse.

Errr....unfortunately....i may know the driver. Sorry for the loss. Rip.

He started loading his guns man....

Can i ask...how you would know...what your "rear end" looks like? You been looking at that thing in the mirror? Pulling an MJ?

lol. I'm a fan...but that episode...was NOT funny. Boring...actually.

Good deal, get him on the site man.

Good deal man. Have fun on it.

lol. Just for the record...the vomit...was not attractive.