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unexplained bacon slices

two bacon slices

one eyed gopher

i'll save them...

i'll have to grab this later. I'm going through the Best of Bootie from 2005-2010: http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestof/ Some of these mashups are ridiculously good. I'm especially digging Ke$ha and Vanilla Ice.

i ate bacon

are you that OCD? A man shot a woman in the head with a handgun that happened to be a Glock. Are you expecting that the news coverage use the actual serialed number weapon, or would the news coverage not make any sense with a different model of Glock since there's clearly no way that a Glock 26 could inflict that kind of damage, but a Glock 19 might. I understand you sell Glocks, and as such you probably have a special appreciation for them. Still, get over yourself.

now let me see your sweater puppies.

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as the sperminator

true story, if you prick a finger of a pregnant woman the blood will eat through anything it touches. also watch out for the eggs laying around the bedroom, once they pop open you're pretty much fucked.

so would I, since kasich already won the election a debate with him and strickland would be pretty much pointless.

you never got "the talk", did you...

That depends. If you get picked up by the Ridgeville cops, your chances go from "meh" to "where's my snorkel".

It also means that the blue wall would now extend all the way to the mayor's office. Good luck defending yourself against corrupt cops.

speed cameras and "enhanced" police powers for everyone!

that's universal karma for getting a heathen idol tattooed to your hide. Should have went Buddhist, you can't go wrong.

I'm a goddamn Caprican. Fuck Sagittaron, those smelly, criminal fucks.

right.

that doesn't make any sense at all.

I seriously <3 Dave Touretsky.

What makes it even funnier are the fisherman who never bothered to file tax returns for years, yet when asked to prove what their income loss was (and a tax return is a pretty good method for comparison) they get all whiny because they've been freeloading for years.

I've always hated Les Miles and LSU. I don't know if it's a product of coaching or their environment, but those boys play DIRTY.

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