ChickOn2

1. Are you married, engaged or gay? Or in jail? Or on your way to jail? 2. Sorry that happened. It never ceases to amaze me how some people wil shit all over a good thing because they are being greedy.. you want me to whoop her ass? 3. Oink.

LOL forreal? long story short, Tiger has been banging a few other brauds. Wifey found some suspect calls and texts in his phone (note to men, if you're going to do dirt, stop being careless with you cellphone, it busts you EVERY time). He got in a car accident up the street from his house, which the rumor is because he was under duress after his wife confronted him about suss activity in his cell phone. Then a recording of a VM he left his side piece was released... all media hell broke loose from there...

the only thing that makes Tigah different from any other dewd is his vast bank account. Until his joint is surgically replaced by a 9-iron, cheating is inevitable. He is male. I'm trying to figure out why this is such HUGE NEWS. At last count, a good 60% of married and committed menfolk* have been golf-bawls deep in some strange at least once. The other 40% of y'all might not actively seek out a side piece, but would take it if it was offered, it looked/smelled decent and you could get away with it... tell the truth. *(Atwood & Schwartz, 2002 - Journal of Couple & Relationship Therapy)

Pics, or I call bullshit.

Yessuh!! Now THATS change I can believe in!

Hunny PLEEZ. How about you give me a real challenge, a little head work ain't shyt to me. the real question is, how soon do you want to spell my name backwards and change your name to DeVontai? Supplemental question, do you know what DSLs are? OK AWL YAWL ain't shit! How long are y'all going to let this overt racism continue!?! Or is it OK because it's about drankin and gettin some ass If I talk about BJs enough, can I effectively shit down the NeoNazi movement in Ohio...? I feel obligated to do whatever I can to help achieve peace and harmony:badgerrock:

Thank god for jungle fever. if it weren't for jungle fever, I wouldn't exist. My freaky-ass freak of a German great-great-grandpa jumped off the boat and made a beeline for the first Beyonce lookalike he could find, my great-great-grandma. Several generations of various race mixing later (Indian, Scottish, misc YT people and of course Africans), and you get the product you see before you today. It's our duty to keep the legacy alive... come here Pilot... I need to get ahold of you while you're still YT and not afraid to eat the... uhm.. ribs off the bone, I guess.

totally understanding #25... I quit buying VS.. just for it to get shredded, then I'm pissed!

Note to self: send conversion chart to Pilot by EXPRESS MAIL... apparently it's gettin' crucial!! Next thing you know, he will be drinking 40's of St. Ides out a paper bag. HOLD ON PILOT I'm coming!! Hang on to your precious YT-ness just a little while longer until I can get you fully integrated... and you know how we accomplish THAT... right?

mmm drank. Someone offered me some juice earlier, but I turned them down flat. WTF is juice?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qDpQYMjqs

WARNING: OPRAH MOMENT but srsly guys... I mean were y'all a little hard on the kid? I mean.. even though he is clearly a master motorcyclist (wow ... mastered wheelies in 2 days... impressive), obviously he still requires advice on some things.. and he would CUH-LEERLY benefit from the life experience that he lacks in *ahem* some areas... Wouldn't we be doing the good lawd's work by working with him a little bit? In other news, I just wanted to say: that is all. Carry on.

How? what did you do? Turn him down for a bank loan?

that's nifty that it folds up...

Rillo punkin... you don't need a box... you know what's up, baby boy:banana:

I love you MORE:p OKAY.. clearly I have been gone too long and remiss in my duties. OK Pilot darlin... I will mail you out the latest conversion chart. The main things to keep an eye out for in the meantime are quoting any material from Lil Wayne, and any sudden interest in Air Force Ones and/or Baby Phat clothing. Uncle Punk, we will get you scheduled into the nearest and most intense orientation seminar before you fukk around and accidentally get your ass beat

**exasperated SIGHHH** We have to get you into the next orientation seminar ASAP. honey.. don't expect a handout for EVERYTHING. Just most things.

True story... 'we' all get a text alert whenever a bottle of Henny is cracked within an 80-mile radius.

the only thing better than this thread is finding a "D**k in a Box" under my tree on Christmas morning... there's still time, guys.. 45 more shopping days... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

I did miss that! Uhm.. congratulations...? Did you go ahead and call Equifax, I'm sure your credit rating dropped 300 points... ((awww hunny you missed me.. BIG HUGG))

you guys buy drinks. as long as there is a Caucasian within arm's reach at the bar, I shall never go thirsty. And for that, my devotion to tipsy YT people is eternal. That is all. Carry on.

well yeah, if you say it 8 times in a row...

this gave me a headache!

LOL! and you would be correct, sir. He's outta here for Marine stuff here soon, and we'd rather have the dough than to warehouse it for the next year or so. But if worse comes to worse and I just HAVE to ride the damn thing in his absence, I guess I can make the sacrifice. Woe is me.

I hear that... that's why when I say "OBO" I really mean it! LOL