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Then I would say that you are an exception, not the rule. A refreshing exception, yes. but an exception nonetheless

glad you like it!! LOL BAD SPELLERS UNTIE!

I ain't mad at her, not one bit. I'm praying for the day some rotten SOB tries to come up in my house uninvited, I've been waiting for an excuse.

It's a big ass statue. cement or stone or whatever statues are made of. Oh, and children's tears. this church cracks me up, it also has this BIG scrolling LED sign on the Interstate. It looks more like a casino than a church. Oh and then last year, there was some flooding on the church's property, and a good laugh was had by all

How are we defining "good"? I havent see Purple Rain yet...

Holy Shitbirds Brian, that bitch is GONE. I'm tambout around the bend! She is done for! Real talk, bruh.. I don't care if she IS 5-11... she need to stay the fuck away from your door. I will fight a tall bitch iont give a fuck. Extra charge for mud, oil or jello, however. I will provide my own white T-shirt.

Drunk as hell on a Tuesday night.. hmm classy. Don't you answer that phone. You're better off without her, boo. Find you someone who can bring something to the table and will work as hard as you will to keep a household and a relationship running as smoothly as the bikes you tune.

how much did it set you back...?

Cafe Mocha from Tim Hortons (sweet, hot and brown like yours truly) 15 gallons of gasoline electric bill cable/innanet bill, wasn't due yet but I figured I'd go ahead 2 sweaters on target.com 2 Bisou Bisou skirts on JCPenney.com (I HAD to, it was free shipping!) cookie, white chocolate like my next man

[quote=balaormiga;389458 Bottom-line: Like so many have said .. drop her..let her go completly. Trust me someone finer will come along and when you see what it's like to be with someone that loves you for you you'll wonder why you ever hooked up with her in the first place. **SIGH** that's real motherf***in talk right there... I so, so hope you are right...

AAAHahahahahah LOL yooh stoopid!!

SIGH... OK Dizz-yno Brian... this goes out to you, feel free to make it your new theme song. Think of it as low-cost therapy We don't love them hoes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHoT-mVCKn0

@Brian dammmn son, 40 pounds?? wtf were you feeding her?

what, a gal can't wear a ring unless she is married..? PS hi Rillo, shugga

AHAhahahah +1 imaginary rep, sir

OK I'm like, 500% female all day, every day, but that logic escapes me totally. Unless you were spending the night in the garage every night..? Giving it up hot and steady to that Black Bitch of yours ...? Although that 'vette IS hot.. I'd do 'er. LOL

well...? I mean, even for us goyim... that procedure needs to happen once a year anyway.. so if someone wants to give me, like, a gift certificate or something it would still be one more worry off my ass... <---that was funny

No shit ... no more cradle robbing for me. I'm sick and tired of muhfuckahs who haven't "found themselves" yet. UGHH gaddamn get a Magellan, ole lost-in-the sauce ass At this point, I would happily trade young/hot for a something with a brain in his head instead of ONLY in his britches. Brian when you get tired of babysitting and hand-holding, and you ready to step up to the big leagues, holla at your girl

oh the poor girl. She must not have a single friend in life

She will have the bread to hire a sitter, and have her bedroom walls sound proofed...

That side piece chick ain't even that cute, IMHO. Even if she had a head game out of this world, I doubt it was worth the $millions$ that Tiger stands to lose if his perfectly serviceable supermodel wife decides not boot him. If she's smart, she will help herself to that money, keep the house and invite over as many NBA players as she wants.

OK y'all are some FREEKS! (don't change a thing LOL) Side note, eatin' ain't cheatin'. That is all.

OMG I just want to find this man and hug him!!! Would a face full of brown bewbies help you at all? Temporarily..?

... I make a lot... just throwing that in there... But that's just compensation for all the shit you'd get from your folks for bringing a black chick to the family picnic

oh honey see... its men like Tiger that give the FEW good guys left on earth a bad name. I would say you're more a minority than 75% of Tiger's long list of heritages.