ChickOn2

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/woman-falls-off-motorcycle-driver-flees-scene-177454.html?more_comments=true&showComments=true&page=2 So basically there are a bunch of comments about how "crotch rockets" don't belong on the highways, how their drivers are careless, etc. I would comment, but I work here, and we're not allowed to jump on the comment walls and piss off the readers.. And I need to continue to earn money so I can buy safety gear *ahem* But if anyone wants to weigh in... feel free:popcorn: (worse case scenario.. might have to 'register' with the site)

Me...? Sarcastic...? GTFOH:cool:

I would love to post less, and ride more.. but I have this darn pesky job thing, where I have to perform work for monies, for which to purchase GEAR THAT JUST MIGHT HELP ME AVOID INJURY OR SAVE THE LIFE THAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME. I'm sorry, was I shouting?

Thank you, punkin pie! <<big hug emoticon>>

OK I am a female and therefore not as smart as you Testosterone-Enhanced Americans on the board, but can we review...? Tell me again why we are discussing the pros and cons of running from the POE-leece? And can y'all please speak slowly and use small words cuz I ain't too bright.

+1 :metal:GET 'EM RILLO

Dewd are you SERSLY? I dont know whether to or or:dunno: or :puke:or :monkeypoo:all over what you just typed. That is all. As y'all were.

If I guy has MOOBS (man + boobs = MOOBS) then he should certainly not be a passenger, either.

"No photos of your weedwhacker please." BWWAAhahahahh

..all the more reason why I can't be anyone's passenger. I ride my own shit, or I take my car. I wish more Breasted-Americans would take control of their own safety and invest in their own bikes. **steps off soapbox**

He fled the scene...? OMG his ass would be GRASS. But then again, he didn't make her wear a helmet, so clearly his level of concern for her safety is right about here

that's cute! and truly, the most safety gear I've ever seen a H/D rider wear.

OK, Mr. Make Up The Rules Man... I would be curious to know what the judging criteria would be. Prettiest girl? Prettiest bike? Combination of the two? And what constitutes 'prettiest girl' for the purposes of this contest? Blondest? Most top-heavy? What about nudity or partial nudity, does that earn more 'points'?

I don't care who ya are.. that's funny, raht thar!

If you have something to say, Nick... grab your balls and take a shot LOL

My eyes are officially burning out of the sockets!!

I believe that is the stated purpose of a swinger's club, yes. LOL But yeah.. I would rather run naked through the county fair than go to that nasty place. looks like its crawling with herpes

uhm yes, dear. It's a swinger's club.

You don't wanna KNOW the "acknowledgment" I get from cages

His Mullet is AMAZINGGG and so is his shirt!

Who are you calling a brown footed booby! Your mamma is a brown footed booby:lol:

What about the judging standards? Symmetry, roundness, nipple integrity? Firmness? Bounciness? color palette? Usefulness ratio?

Touche', sir.. whatever was I thinking! Of COURSE a thread about.. oh say.. the best brake lines for a performance motorcycle.. should end with:tits: And if I'm going to have a boob-off with anyone on these boards, I would have to see the list of rules and judging standards first.

It never ceases to amaze me that SOMEHOW, every thread on this site ends up in a request for a bewb flash. That is all. As you were.