ChickOn2

BUMP for $180bux for rent! Someone needs to jump on that, forreally real

I was pissed because I had just lost my 9 West sandal on the Tomb Raider at King's Island. Angelina Jolie owes me a pair of leather sandals!!

Well.. I ride my OWN bike, but there's a giant black US Marine in my house that has threatened to forcibly confiscate my bike keys/battery if I even had the appearance of trying to ride without the proper gear. Since I come up to his waist, I don't stand much chance in a fight:p so I just take the path of least resistance and wear my shit LOL

In many ways, I'm glad I was in the back, alone. On some of those curves, I let out some squeals that were rather high-pitched, even for me.

My "man magnet" BBQ pulled pork: (irresistible to good natured chubby hubbies) 2 pounds of pork loin 1 bottle of BBQ sauce (prefer Montgomery Inn) 1 crock pot Chop or shred the meat. Dump the meat and the sauce into a crock pot in the morning on low heat. After about 6 hours, use a fork and pull the meat apart and slap it onto hamburger buns. Serve with cole slaw and fries. Attracts men like moths to a flame! And makes them think you worked WAY harder on it than you really did!

Well I read the WHOLE thing and I still don't believe it!! Rillo this is NOT a funny joke!

You'd have to have a 4-wheeled automobile to make 'em fly like that, Nick

I have a helmet she can use/have until she finds one she wants to invest in. It's a full face green black and silver. But I'd rather she have something on her pretty head. :pAnd what size shoes does she wear...?

*cosign*

Absolutely not... I won't hear of it. No way I would allow my 'more leisurely' riding style to hamper you guys' fun. I was looking at butterflies and daylilies on them backroads behind Bellbrook, and that's where I lost y'all. I told the last guy in line to go on ahead. So no need to apologize, punkin!!

You might have been better off just starting a thread about it LOL:p

that's really ballsy! to drive up in someone's yard in broad daylight and help themselves to not one, but two bikes?? Damn, bro.. sorry that happeend!

WHAT straights?? Nick's route is similar to a bowl of wet spaghetti. bendy bendy turny turny bendy turn and then a 90-degree curve.

Semantics! I stayed with the group for a good, solid 5 minutes. Then I was on a self-guided tour for another hour and a half or so.

For good reason.. some of the subject matter might scar you guys for life.

correction, the group left ME. But that's ok... it was the best 5 minutes of my life.

:oNick are you mad at me...?

Yepp that was me! Especially with the wide turning that's a dead giveaway. I remember admiring your bike lol

looks like it's going to be in Beavercreek on US 35, eastbound at Circle K as usual. Time is still up for discush... I recommended 11 a.m. http://ohio-riders.net/showthread.php?p=233394#post233394

there he is!! we don't have to stop for flowers and tampons, after all! count me in. what time...? I recommend 11 am

quite possibly! What time, and where exactly.. do you remember? Was the 'friend' a giant black dude?

my proposed route would be a lot more passenger friendly than Nick's usual. Just saying. (nick hunny please don't kill me/hate me/be mad in any way!!)

Wow, that much tampon usage on a forum that is oozing testosterone, wow. I'm at least as shocked as you... pleasantly.. SIGH welp... how does Sunday late morning, like 11 a.m. sound to y'all. We have a forecasted high of 84, 10% chance of precip-o-tay-tion. I'm going to volunteer my s.o. to lead the pack... since we don't know Nicky-pooh's route we'll have to go another way, unless there's a preference. And can we all bring a covered dish? (j/k... that's next time lol)

actually the tampons are for Nick

but we don't want a girl assembling the ride. We would just simply end up at the mall. Or a flower shop. Or at WalMart buying tampons or something.